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They have three conference titles since 2010. Michigan State and Wisconsin have as many as Ohio State does. Oklahoma has 6, Baylor has 2. Which conference is one then everyone else again?

I thought it was obvious I was just taking a jab at the Michigan fan poster.
 

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Yep. Congrats on all those pre WW2 wins before Oklahoma was even a state. You can look at black and white pictures and jack off to them. Here in the modern era Oklahoma has been bettervand it’s nit even thatvfucking close.
Until OU does something about it it remains true.
 

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Toad, don't you have some meth to smoke or a 1st cousin to go bump uglies with there in Alabama?

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Why do Texans suck at talking shit?
 

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Why do Texans suck at talking shit?

Right? Because there’s no hillbilly shitholes on Texas. They love to talk that shit, there’s some downright cesspools in that state.
 

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Right? Because there’s no hillbilly shitholes on Texas. They love to talk that shit, there’s some downright cesspools in that state.
Trump would go down as the GOAT if he'd Nuke Austin and Dallas off the map.
 

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Why do pecker heads from Mobile suck at life in general?
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See, that's my point. Y'all suck at shit talking. Leather skinned slack jaws with muppet eyes. Haha, Jesus, no surprise so many from Texas commit suicide.
 

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One eye points west and the other is looking at my shoe....and that's while you're trying to look me in the eye, slack jaw.


All Texans... yeah we got it bud. You will get closure soon. I know it’s got to hurt. Your former lover probably just prefers Mexicans over trailer park rednecks.
 

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Why do Texans suck at talking shit?


I’d say your slack jaw and muppet eyed material for all Texans are Mexicans is very weak son.

Would love to know what a Mexican from Texas did to you that hurt so bad tho. I’m guessing maybe did that Mexican stole your van/home?


You miss it huh?

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All Texans... yeah we got it bud. You will get closure soon. I know it’s got to hurt. Your former lover probably just prefers Mexicans over trailer park rednecks.
I know Texans are slow on the take, but, those cliched insults aren't gonna rile me, dude. No matter how many times your slack jawed ass repeats em.
 

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