Texas is pathetic

[Tortilla Launcher]

I'll allow it

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Imagine being one of those teams that can't seem to get over the edge and win a conference champio.....wait....

Not all of us can be in a conference full of bad teams that you can walk over every year.

 

[tnapucco]

Not all of us can be in a conference full of bad teams that you can walk over every year.

2017 season we beat your 2017 conference champion...so yeah, I guess you were one of the "bad teams" in a conference full of "bad teams" to be walked over.

The B1G was one of the worst P5 conferences in 2018 as well per the Massey Composite and any other ranking system that ranked the entirety of FBS teams.

You're starting to sound like a certain UCF fan.....

 

[SJ76]

All Texans are trash. Over run the state, Mexico!!!!

Are you scared of senioritas? Hell send us a picture of that van you live down by the river.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

2017 season we beat your 2017 conference champion...so yeah, I guess you were one of the "bad teams" in a conference full of "bad teams" to be walked over.

The B1G was one of the worst P5 conferences in 2018 as well per the Massey Composite and any other ranking system that ranked the entirety of FBS teams.

You're starting to sound like a certain UCF fan.....

Our conference is so good that our conference champions aren't even usually the best team in the conference - so there.

 

[Toadman005]

Are you scared of senioritas? Hell send us a picture of that van you live down by the river.

Why do all Texans have muppet eyes?

 

[SJ76]

Why do all Texans have muppet eyes?

Not even close to funny man. You’re gonna need better material.


This your van?

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

And water is wet...

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

Yep. Congrats on all those pre WW2 wins before Oklahoma was even a state. You can look at black and white pictures and jack off to them. Here in the modern era Oklahoma has been bettervand it’s nit even thatvfucking close.

You have to find your peter to jack off.

That rules out Neil...

 

[Toadman005]

Not even close to funny man. You’re gonna need better material.


This your van?

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I wasn't trying to be funny....I'm legibly asking why all Texans have weird looking eyes. It's creepy.

And no, that's not my van. That's a cartoon.

 

[SJ76]

I wasn't trying to be funny....I'm legibly asking why all Texans have weird looking eyes. It's creepy.

And no, that's not my van. That's a cartoon.

I think you need to get to a city in Texas and check out the ladies. Not all Mexicans here and it sounds like your lover cheated on you with a Texas Mexican or something.

 

[Wishbone]

Years from now no one will look up OU losing their Bowl to Bama... nor how they got there.

Years from now OU and Longhorn fans will look up and see that THE Texas Longhorns won the Red River Shootout in 2018...

Texas played Maryland and Georgia … Georgia just was very good in 2018 --- and I think the sec east is over rated... Georgia just isn't any Maryland.

Present Series Ut vs. OU Record is with Texas leading the series 62-47-5 --- come back and talk to us when you get within 10 games of us...

anyone got the time …

Lol no they look at OU winning 4 straight Big 12 titles and the Seniors not knowing what's it like not to win the Big 12. BTW Carson it that you???

 

[Toadman005]

I think you need to get to a city in Texas and check out the ladies. Not all Mexicans here and it sounds like your lover cheated on you with a Texas Mexican or something.

That seems to be the same thing every slack jaw from the Lone Star Shithole says... "visit Texas" and "we have hot women". Everywhere has hot women. Unless you're banging em...which you're not, Slackjaw....it doesn't matter. And I've been to Texas many a time. Shit. Hole.

 

[SJ76]

That seems to be the same thing every slack jaw from the Lone Star Shithole says... "visit Texas" and "we have hot women". Everywhere has hot women. Unless you're banging em...which you're not, Slackjaw....it doesn't matter. And I've been to Texas many a time. Shit. Hole.

Dallas > Mobile and it’s pretty funny even comparing the 2.

But I hope you get closure with that lover that cheated on you with a Texas Mexican

 

[Jtrain80]

 

[Toadman005]

Dallas > Mobile and it’s pretty funny even comparing the 2.

But I hope you get closure with that lover that cheated on you with a Texas Mexican

Over here, muppet eyes.

Dallas sucks by the way.

 

[Scapegoat]

Not all of us can be in a conference full of bad teams that you can walk over every year.

Ohio State is.

 

[SJ76]

Over here, muppet eyes.

Dallas sucks by the way.

Lol sweet ride

 

[7Samurai13]

Ohio State is.

They have three conference titles since 2010. Michigan State and Wisconsin have as many as Ohio State does. Oklahoma has 6, Baylor has 2. Which conference is one then everyone else again?

 

[Droopdog51]

All Texans are trash. Over run the state, Mexico!!!!

Toad, don't you have some meth to smoke or a 1st cousin to go bump uglies with there in Alabama?