Take a cab, Riley (or have a friend drive)

[DevilishWon]

My cousins in Orchard Park used to play against Patty growing up. Apparently he's always been a dick, even though he wasn't anything 'special' until about 15 or 16.

A "super dick"?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

A "super dick"?

Whoa, things just took an odd turn on this board.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

My cousins in Orchard Park used to play against Patty growing up. Apparently he's always been a dick, even though he wasn't anything 'special' until about 15 or 16.

Your cousin plays in the NHL?

 

[awaz]

Your cousin plays in the NHL?

 

[dash]

The question is: Was Riley superdrunk before donning the purple Teletubby costume?

Arrest report: Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was 'super drunk' in Teletubby costume | MLive.com

 

[higgyfan4]

The question is: Was Riley superdrunk before donning the purple Teletubby costume?

Arrest report: Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was 'super drunk' in Teletubby costume | MLive.com

He gave the cops Brendan Smith's license when he was pulled over. They found his Canadian ID when they searched his things when he got to the jail.

 

[higgyfan4]

Wish his mug shot would have been taken in the Teletubby costume.

 

[awaz]

The question is: Was Riley superdrunk before donning the purple Teletubby costume?

Arrest report: Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was 'super drunk' in Teletubby costume | MLive.com

if he wasn't that brings a super new meaning to this phase of the thread

A "super dick"?

Whoa, things just took an odd turn on this board.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Wish his mug shot would have been taken in the Teletubby costume.

 

[dash]

IPW just won the internets...

 

[dash]

He gave the cops Brendan Smith's license when he was pulled over. They found his Canadian ID when they searched his things when he got to the jail.

Riley should have claimed to be Andreas Lilja, it almost worked for Peter Worrell...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

In all seriousness though, why in the hell do pro athletes get DUIs so often? They can afford car service/cabs/drivers/limos/etc. Such a waste. Obviously never worth the risk to others, but I don't understand how this keeps happening.

Too drunk to remember that they can afford to cab it?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I had a high school teacher who was convinced the Tellatubbies were on drugs. Looks like he was right after all!

 

[IPostedWhat]

In all seriousness though, why in the hell do pro athletes get DUIs so often? They can afford car service/cabs/drivers/limos/etc. Such a waste. Obviously never worth the risk to others, but I don't understand how this keeps happening.

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Miami Dolphins reserve defensive back Jonathon Amaya allegedly choked a taxi driver and was charged with battery early Monday.

According to a police report, Amaya offered the driver $100 to take him from Miami Beach to Weston. The driver told police Amaya became aggressive, so he turned around the car and asked him to get out. The driver said Amaya then leaned forward, wrapped his hands around the driver's neck and starting choking him. Officers saw the taxi driving erratically and heard the driver scream "this man is trying to kill me."

Dolphins DB Amaya accused of choking cab driver, charged with battery - NFL - CBSSports.com News, Rumors, Scores, Stats, Fantasy

 

[dash]

Oh my!

 

[puckhead]

oh yay... video
Riley Sheahan arrest video, ?super drunk? and dressed as a purple Teletubby (VIDEO) | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Jeez... he's about a block from the arena, the cop shop, and a lot of bars. Call a cab, you fucking idiot, downtown is loaded with them.

 

[dash]

Riley pleads guilty to drunk driving, gets a year probation plus 49 hours on a work crew - Does he get to wear the Tinky Winky costume as part of the work crew?

Hockey prospect pleads guilty to drunken driving - Yahoo! Sports Canada

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Riley pleads guilty to drunk driving, gets a year probation plus 49 hours on a work crew - Does he get to wear the Tinky Winky costume as part of the work crew?

Hockey prospect pleads guilty to drunken driving - Yahoo! Sports Canada

Oh man, that would really take the edge off my morning commute...