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[Paul Fizzle]

So...her revenge for you one night standing her freind...was to have a one night stand with you, and then pee on you?

I never hooked up with her .... it was a set-up

It was a "Piss & Run" job

 

[Rock Strongo]

first girl i banged after my exwife took off...my first squirter

i was mortified

she soaked an entire couch cushion clear thru

 

[Paul Fizzle]

was she at least hot enough where it didn't haunt you in your dreams? i mean, if she had an ugly snatch that would really bother me. but if i got peed on by hot puzzy, i can't say i'd be 100% mad....

I had a lot of pride back then .... so it cut me pretty deep

I can admit defeat when it happens .... and they won that battle, plain & simple.

Karma I guess ... I dunno

 

[Rock Strongo]

fizzles nightmare

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Its weird, some parts of the day, my urine is dark yellow, some parts of the day, it looks very light yellow and then it looks like faucet water. Cant figure it out.

Same here. All vitamin and supplement related IMO

I down a lot of Fish Oil and my piss glows in the dark with that shit

 

[Paul Fizzle]

fizzles nightmare

Ewwwww ... negrow pee is gross

It smells like hot sauce

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

yep ... in front of about 150 people too, and some of my frat brother I keep in touch with still tease me about it to this day.

She stripped down to her underwear .... and was giving me a lap dance during a party.

She pulled her drawers to the side and pissed all over me, then siad "Thats for Ashley." (might be the wrong name, I can't remember).

Ashley

George

Same difference

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Speaking of SportsChic .... where is my little Colombian Flower today?

She must be @ the B-Hawks Stanely Cup parade

 

[Rock Strongo]

Ashley

George

Same difference

"brucie"

 

[Rock Strongo]

Speaking of SportsChic .... where is my little Colombian Flower today?

She must be @ the B-Hawks Stanely Cup parade

shes columbian? is she hot?

does she like anal?

 

[Down38st8]

LMAO...I still can't get over that avatar rock....it's like someone hired a gay pr0n model just for the sake of trolling ox...

 

[Down38st8]

Cops just arrested 3rd person involved in Hernandez murder spree...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Full disclosure

The Yankees season could end this weekend

 

[Paul Fizzle]

shes columbian? is she hot?

does she like anal?

She said she is Colombian, so I'm assuming she is cute .... plus I love girls south of the border, i.e. my wife

As far as anal .... I dunno.

I do know this, my wife's bum is strickly an exit only route .... been trying to access that area for years, but it is a highly guarded Restricted Area.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Full exposure

no thanks

 

[Rock Strongo]

She said she is Colombian, so I'm assuming she is cute .... plus I love girls south of the border, i.e. my wife

As far as anal .... I dunno.

I do know this, my wife's bum is strickly an exit only route .... been trying to access that area for years, but it is a highly guarded Restricted Area.

so was my exwife

it took time, but on our honeymoon she fucked my cock in her ass like she was angry at it

my current girl, same deal...no dice...tho she got drunk last week and asked me to "be gentle"

i got the tip in and she yelled

 

[Rock Strongo]

my neighbors are ecuadorian (house next door)

i swear, 30 of them live there and the women? built like fire hydrants

no dude is over 5'3 either

they look like they could easily take off their shoes and shimmy up a tree

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

so was my exwife

it took time, but on our honeymoon she fucked my cock in her ass like she was angry at it

my current girl, same deal...no dice...tho she got drunk last week and asked me to "be gentle"

i got the tip in and she yelled

you got the tip in and she yelled LOL

i admire your honesty, stubby

 

[Rock Strongo]

you got the tip in and she yelled LOL

i admire your honesty, stubby

lmao

im fine, trust me

theres usually a 'thud' when i drop trow

shes one of those "nope, never ever" types

she tensed up

 

[Lord Scalious]

Full disclosure

The Yankees season could end this weekend

Orioles only have 1 Right Hander starting this weekend...(Tillman)