Sox don't even cheat, still win easily

[Floffman]

My team is starting to look less injured. At this point, I'd rather have Hamilton injured for how bad he is.

How do I get on the waiting list for the league?


Someone offered me Hamilton straight up for Cespedes I said on. Although it is a keeper league.

 

[Village Plumber]

stupid ass 15 wasn't built on 4 players that came from the mall this is just for play everybody else has been on the Jays for at least the last 3 years so where you getting that from

In the above post, Heatwave is:

A) livid
B) Bucky-esque
C) deflecting
D) All of the above

 

[Floffman]

stupid ass 15 wasn't built on 4 players that came from the mall this is just for play everybody else has been on the Jays for at least the last 3 years so where you getting that from

BULL SHIT you were doing back flips say that they jays were good (they weren't) and that the addition of Melky, Reyes, JJ and Marky B were going to put them over the top.


WORLD SERIES, but adding those 4 guys meant nothing. EE is going to match one of his best years ever come on. Jose seems to have lost something...JP SUCKS...I could keep going.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Verlander hasnt been picthing like a #1 for me and Hamilton is hitting like he belongs on the Astros.

 

[Down38st8]

the A's don't have major players in a slump for the whole year meanwhile the Blue Jays have several players in the season long slow is your answer

Hint...guys that sport sub .300 career OBP's? Go through prolonged slumps...


It's all about getting on base...it extends games, forces teams deeper into their pens while flipping your lineup over more....this isn't guess work...this is a statistical fact....more guys on base = more runs scored...

 

[Village Plumber]

Hint...guys that sport sub .300 career OBP's? Go through prolonged slumps...


It's all about getting on base...it extends games, forces teams deeper into their pens while flipping your lineup over more....this isn't guess work...this is a statistical fact....more guys on base = more runs scored...

He. just. doesn't.get.it.

3rd in the AL in home runs

3rd to last in the AL in runs

Everyone here knows why that is. Except 1 person

 

[gener8tr]

Fun fact:

The State Bird of Massachusettes is the Wild Turkey.

Interesting.

 

[heatwave31]

What does slump have to do with it?

The Jays have hit 30% more home runs, yet average 2 fewer runs per game than the Jays

Why is that? Isn't it all about the longball?

has everything to do with it we do you know that we are close to last and batting average with runners in scoring position do you know when we do get on base nobody's getting hit if everybody's asleep at the same time you can't score runs doesn't take a genius to figure that out

 

[Down38st8]

BULL SHIT you were doing back flips say that they jays were good (they weren't) and that the addition of Melky, Reyes, JJ and Marky B were going to put them over the top.


WORLD SERIES, but adding those 4 guys meant nothing. EE is going to match one of his best years ever come on. Jose seems to have lost something...JP SUCKS...I could keep going.

5...why isn't dickey included...

played for a shitty team? Check
vastly over-jetered? Check

 

[Zig]

Fun fact:

The State Bird of Massachusettes is the Wild Turkey.

Interesting.

I once got high with a wild turkey

 

[Down38st8]

has everything to do with it we do you know that we are close to last and batting average with runners in scoring position do you know when we do get on base nobody's getting hit if everybody's asleep at the same time you can't score runs doesn't take a genius to figure that out

"It's stunning that the team last in batting average is also last in batting average RISP"

 

[gener8tr]

I once got high with a wild turkey

I was not aware turkeys were so populous in the north east. Down says they frequent his parking lot and Rock's Chinese friend just shot one.

I really would have expected turkeys to be more indiginous to the Smokey Mountain area of the United States.

Oh well, now I know, and knowing's half the battle.

 

[Floffman]

5...why isn't dickey included...

played for a shitty team? Check
vastly over-jetered? Check

Sorry I forgot that pile of shit too...he was obviously going to out perform his career averages and match the best seasons of his life...what was I thinking!!!

"It's stunning that the team last in batting average is also last in batting average RISP"

What are they 1 for 10 on the season...not to many runners on base let alone in scoring position

 

[Zig]

I was not aware turkeys were so populous in the north east. Down says they frequent his parking lot and Rock's Chinese friend just shot one.

I really would have expected turkeys to be more indiginous to the Smokey Mountain area of the United States.

Oh well, now I know, and knowing's half the battle.

oh yeah see turkeys all the time round here


quite a scene man!

 

[Down38st8]

I was not aware turkeys were so populous in the north east. Down says they frequent his parking lot and Rock's Chinese friend just shot one.

I really would have expected turkeys to be more indiginous to the Smokey Mountain area of the United States.

Oh well, now I know, and knowing's half the battle.

Problem around here is? It's so heavilly populated with people that virtually no hunting takes place...so..the Turkeys that moved into the suburbs have absolutely nothing keeping their population in check.

A side effect? More coyotes in the suburbs now too...

 

[Down38st8]

Oh....and has there been a worse prediction than "lock for 900 runs" Dodgers team?

 

[gener8tr]

oh yeah see turkeys all the time round here


quite a scene man!

I bet. I mean they're not exactly an endearing looking scecies of fowl.

Damn tasty, but homely as fuck.

I think Cotton is on the hunt right now, actually. John?

 

[heatwave31]

Hint...guys that sport sub .300 career OBP's? Go through prolonged slumps...


It's all about getting on base...it extends games, forces teams deeper into their pens while flipping your lineup over more....this isn't guess work...this is a statistical fact....more guys on base = more runs scored...

Really.. so thats the problem huh..

Ok since i dont get it. Please name me the guys on the team that are regulars that sport that sub .300 career OBP.. i will wait. Since you know it all.

 

[Village Plumber]

He. just. doesn't.get.it.

3rd in the AL in home runs

3rd to last in the AL in runs

Everyone here knows why that is. Except 1 person

Any theories on this HW?

 

[Zig]

I bet. I mean they're not exactly an endearing looking scecies of fowl.

Damn tasty, but homely as fuck.

I think Cotton is on the hunt right now, actually. John?

Don't be dissin my state bird man!