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Actually, his team is so putrid that Romero becomes the de-facto ace of that team

And 3B

And C

And OF

I would like to change my answer from before. It appears Tenac and Bucky would wipe the floor with Heatwave if they were in the same league (even with the goats and Terry Bradshaw as full time position players)
 

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Its all about getting timely hits. Which we arent doing right now. And pitching which we arent getting right now.

Nothing wrong with outhomering the team you play we've had that formula for a few years now. But in those years we scored more than 1 run. I have never witnessed a team where everyone is in a slump. Except the closer and cecil. Everyone else is


They are not slumping...they just (it is another word that starts with S) suck.


Red Sox are the hipsters of cheating. Roids? HGH? too high tech. We're going old school with the vaseline.

Duel purposes...throwing the spitter and anal lube in the shower.


Nope..

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Shrek?
 

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Its all about getting timely hits. Which we arent doing right now. And pitching which we arent getting right now.

It has nothing to do with timely hits. They're not hitting in any situation

Because they aren't good

I know you'll never do it, but it would just be easier if you admitted that myself and a host of others have been right the whole time for months now while you are a fucking retard who knows nothing about baseball
 

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Athletics - 30% fewer home runs than the Blue Jays

Averaging 2 more runs per game than them

Care to elaborate why that is Heatwave?
 

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It has nothing to do with timely hits. They're not hitting in any situation

Because they aren't good

I know you'll never do it, but it would just be easier if you admitted that myself and a host of others have been right the whole time for months now while you are a fucking retard who knows nothing about baseball


You don't build a winning team buy getting guys from a horrible team that were good 4 years ago.
 

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Tower Heist was Ben Stiller's movie. We're talking about when Eddie Murphy was the lead roll. It ended with The first Nutty Professor, and before that Vampire in Brooklyn. Tyler Perry since the Nutty Professor ripped off Eddie Murphy and is a billionaire now.
 

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I dont want davis and you would have to sweeten any deal that involves trumbo. Him and harper are vertually untouchable. UNLESS A DEAL INVOLVING EITHER OR BOTH ABSOLUTELY BLOWS ME AWAY.

Trumbo is "untouchable"? He's like the same guy as Chris Davis, who's just too hot for me to move right now, and with embarrassment of riches I have in the OF, I shouldn't need too...
 

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You don't build a winning team buy getting guys from a horrible team that were good 4 years ago.

It's weird. How come nobody pointed out to Heatwave in the offseason that the way to improve an bad, injury prone team isn't by adding injury prone players from another shitty team?

You'd think someone around here would've mentioned it in passing at some point....
 

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It's weird. How come nobody pointed out to Heatwave in the offseason that the way to improve an bad, injury prone team isn't by adding injury prone players from another shitty team?

You'd think someone around here would've mentioned it in passing at some point....


:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
 

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Trumbo is untouchable

SMFH

Guys, don't even bother proposing trades to me for Alejando De Aza. It's a non-starter.
 

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Athletics - 30% fewer home runs than the Blue Jays

Averaging 2 more runs per game than them

Care to elaborate why that is Heatwave?

the A's don't have major players in a slump for the whole year meanwhile the Blue Jays have several players in the season long slow is your answer
 

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heat's back

lets finally talk about the blue jays!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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My team is starting to look less injured. At this point, I'd rather have Hamilton injured for how bad he is.
 

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the A's don't have major players in a slump for the whole year meanwhile the Blue Jays have several players in the season long slow is your answer


Reddick was not a large part of their success last year? What about Jarrod Parker?


heat's back

lets finally talk about the blue jays!!!!!!!!!!!!

They suck...talk over.
 

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Morning Ladies...
 

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You don't build a winning team buy getting guys from a horrible team that were good 4 years ago.

stupid ass 15 wasn't built on 4 players that came from the mall this is just for play everybody else has been on the Jays for at least the last 3 years so where you getting that from
 

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the A's don't have major players in a slump for the whole year meanwhile the Blue Jays have several players in the season long slow is your answer

What does slump have to do with it?

The Jays have hit 30% more home runs, yet average 2 fewer runs per game than the Jays

Why is that? Isn't it all about the longball?
 
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