Seriously... this just happened

[Bizzle McDizzle]

EMAIL JUST RECEIVED:

I have highlighted the fail..

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RTP Colleagues,

______ has teamed with the Carolina Hurricanes to provide a discounted Employee Purchase Program, offering savings up to 41% off the advance price for the following Carolina Hurricanes home games:

Date Opponent Time
Tuesday, January 10 Philadelphia Flyers 7:00 p.m.
Friday, February 17 San Jose Sharks 7:00 p.m.
Friday, March 30 Winnipeg Jets* 7:00 p.m.

* Thomas Kaberle bobblehead night

Tickets are on a first-come, first-served basis and subject to availability. Deadline to order tickets is one week prior to the game date. Only employees with the domain name @______.com can establish an account and purchase tickets at this great rate!

 

[TOX1]

lol :loco:

 

[SLY]

If the Canes were smart, they'd just dip them in shit and sell em to the Habs at a discounted rate.

 

[dash]

If the Canes were smart, they'd just dip them in poutine and sell em to the Habs at a discounted rate.

fixed.

 

[SLY]

fixed.

lol, I had to look that up. I understand the concept of gravy on fries... But nah, I'm all set.

 

[filosofy29]

I wish I knew how to quit the Sharks. Stupid bastards keep reeling me back in thinking "this year might be the year". Oh well, it felt that much better when the SF Giants actually won the damn thing.

 

[elocomotive]

I wish I knew how to quit the Sharks.

Brokeback Sharktank.

 

[SLY]

 

[Automattic]

Brokeback Sharktank.

Hmm, I thought big Joe and lil Joe were just doing some unusual pregame stretching. Turns out they were spooning...

 

[filosofy29]

Brokeback Sharktank.

If the Sharks did have broken backs, would you wish they got better enough to lead a normal life but never play hockey again???

 

[filosofy29]

Hmm, I thought big Joe and lil Joe were just doing some unusual pregame stretching. Turns out they were spooning...

Pavs would be the big spoon in that scenario.

 

[elocomotive]

If the Sharks did have broken backs, would you wish they got better enough to lead a normal life but never play hockey again???

They just have all that soft cartilage, so no worries there.

 

[filosofy29]

They just have all that soft cartilage, so no worries there.

They are soft, I won't argue with you on that one.