Semi OT: my dream last night

[Vadered]

I dreamed I was the first female player in the NHL. Coach wouldn't let me play unless it was a shootout. I remember crying in a hotel room and Kris Versteeg telling me it was going to get better some day and that people just weren't ready for coed pro hockey.

Fucking weird, right? I woke up pretty stressed actually. Probably because I know I'm not even that good!

Really. The thing that freaked you out about a dream where you are crying alone in a hotel room with Kris "Rapeface" Versteeg was that you aren't good enough to play hockey in the real world?

Seriously, the only thing keeping his player photo from being a mugshot is that there aren't enough numbers on his jersey.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

This thread is soooo not what I expected after reading the title...

Vee, you're such a tease!

Yeah.
I lost my semi-OT too after opening it :mmph:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Last night I had a dream
You were in it, I was in it with you
Everyone that I knew
And everyone that you know was in my dream
I saw a vampire
I saw a ghost
Everybody scared me but you sacred me the most
In the dream I had last night
In my dream

It started out in a barnyard at sundown
And everyone was laughing and you were lying on the ground
You said, "Honey, can you tell me what your name is?"
"Honey, can you tell me what your name is?"
I said, "You know what my name is."

Last night I had a dream
You were in it, I was in it with you
Everyone that I knew
And everyone that you know was in my dream
I saw a vampire
I saw a ghost
Everybody scared me but you sacred me the most
In the dream I had last night
In my dream

Randy Newman is fucking awesome.

 

[mattola]

Lol i was actually trying to come up with one myself!


Matt's is just to dam smart fer y'all,.

YARP

 

[KillerVee]

Really. The thing that freaked you out about a dream where you are crying alone in a hotel room with Kris "Rapeface" Versteeg was that you aren't good enough to play hockey in the real world?

Seriously, the only thing keeping his player photo from being a mugshot is that there aren't enough numbers on his jersey.

Good ol' RapeApe!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I had a dream that I was Vee's goalie coach and we were working on how to protect the five hole. :smile:

 

[Slimpikins]

I had a dream that I was Vee's goalie coach and we were working on how to protect the five hole. :smile:

Did she get a shut out?

 

[dash]

My teammates were mad at me for taking that goaltender interference penalty, but it was well worth it...

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Did she get a shut out?

We do not give away coaching secrets.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

We do not give away coaching secrets.

Well if it was against a team of cabbies, then we already know...

 

[KillerVee]

Fuck you guys.

 

[IPostedWhat]

If Vee was a goalie, her red light would never turn off.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If Vee was a goalie, her red light would never turn off.

the goal light would give her sunburns on her neck

/or are those rug burns?

 

[IPostedWhat]

or are those rug burns?

They have carpets in Cabs now?

 

[KillerVee]

So funny.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Versteeg sucks.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Fuck you guys.

What did I say? I was being nice as always.