Semi OT: my dream last night

[KillerVee]

I dreamed I was the first female player in the NHL. Coach wouldn't let me play unless it was a shootout. I remember crying in a hotel room and Kris Versteeg telling me it was going to get better some day and that people just weren't ready for coed pro hockey.

Fucking weird, right? I woke up pretty stressed actually. Probably because I know I'm not even that good!

 

[mattola]

I dreamed I was the first female player in the NHL. Coach wouldn't let me play unless it was a shootout. I remember crying in a hotel room and Kris Versteeg telling me it was going to get better some day and that people just weren't ready for coed pro hockey.

Fucking weird, right? I woke up pretty stressed actually. Probably because I know I'm not even that good!

So has the Playboy offer come yet?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I dreamed I was the first female player in the NHL. Coach wouldn't let me play unless it was a shootout. I remember crying in a hotel room and Kris Versteeg telling me it was going to get better some day and that people just weren't ready for coed pro hockey.

Fucking weird, right? I woke up pretty stressed actually. Probably because I know I'm not even that good!

wow kris versteeg even tries to get down using weak lines in dreams too

 

[KillerVee]

wow kris versteeg even tries to get down using weak lines in dreams too

He was my road roomie. That was probably a bad idea.

 

[elocomotive]

He was my road roomie. That was probably a bad idea.

I would have thought you'd room with Patrick Kane since you both like to nail cabbies.

ZING!

 

[KillerVee]

I would have thought you'd room with Patrick Kane since you both like to nail cabbies.

ZING!

Aw, come on!

 

[mattola]

Aw, come on!

noone got my Manon Rhéaume joke.

 

[elocomotive]

Aw, come on!

It was an empty netter... i just guided it in.

I'm no Patrick Stepan...

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I would have thought you'd room with Patrick Kane since you both like to nail cabbies.

ZING!

Kane doesn't take cabs anymore. He got a scooter from somewhere.

 

[rares]

This thread is soooo not what I expected after reading the title...

Vee, you're such a tease!

 

[elocomotive]

noone got my Manon Rhéaume joke.

I missed it. And I even thought of her as soon as I read the OP.

 

[KillerVee]

noone got my Manon Rhéaume joke.

She doesnt count!!

 

[elocomotive]

Kane doesn't take cabs anymore. He got a scooter from somewhere.

Mike Green had a yard sale?

 

[KillerVee]

It was an empty netter... i just guided it in.

I'm no Patrick Stepan...

Ahahahaha!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I would have thought you'd room with Patrick Kane since you both like to nail cabbies.

ZING!

did Vee end up getting paid for the cabbies ride?

 

[KillerVee]

Can we turn this back on Kris Versteeg please?

 

[elocomotive]

did Vee end up getting paid for the cabbies ride?

Haha. That I don't know but I'm gonna say Vee isn't that kinda girl.

 

[elocomotive]

Can we turn this back on Kris Versteeg please?

The pro who apparently wants women to be part of pro hockey. Shame on Kris Versteeg. Check that... Kris Evert.

 

[Automattic]

noone got my Manon Rhéaume joke.

Lol i was actually trying to come up with one myself!


Matt's is just to dam smart fer y'all,.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Last night I had a dream
You were in it, I was in it with you
Everyone that I knew
And everyone that you know was in my dream
I saw a vampire
I saw a ghost
Everybody scared me but you sacred me the most
In the dream I had last night
In my dream

It started out in a barnyard at sundown
And everyone was laughing and you were lying on the ground
You said, "Honey, can you tell me what your name is?"
"Honey, can you tell me what your name is?"
I said, "You know what my name is."

Last night I had a dream
You were in it, I was in it with you
Everyone that I knew
And everyone that you know was in my dream
I saw a vampire
I saw a ghost
Everybody scared me but you sacred me the most
In the dream I had last night
In my dream