Sell me on your team! Shark Tank Style!

[Zooky]

Ok, I want to know which NFL team to root for this year.
You can't touch my Baseball, Basketball or Hockey allegiances, but maybe you can get me to root for your NFL franchise! I will admit, some sells will be tougher than others, but I don't want to discourage you from trying. Sell it!

 

[mrschaney]

Bengals..................haven't won a Super Bowl...........YET! You don't want to jump on a bandwagon do you? This is their 50th anniversary season! Poised to be a big breakout year! Coolest uniforms and helmets in sports! The QB, Andy "aka Dandy" Dalton is touted as the next Tom Brady. Compare his stats his 1st 5 years to that of Peyton Manning! Better jump on board before the bandwagoners all climb on!

 

[NEPatsfan]

Tom
Friggen
Brady



The end.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Ok, I want to know which NFL team to root for this year.
You can't touch my Baseball, Basketball or Hockey allegiances, but maybe you can get me to root for your NFL franchise! I will admit, some sells will be tougher than others, but I don't want to discourage you from trying. Sell it!

love the show, not the thread.

lol

 

[Zooky]

love the show, not the thread.

lol

Well I guess I am not gonna be a Patriots fan then!
Right now, the who deys are making a strong play!

1 down(Pats are toast), and 31 left.

 

[redseat]

 

[Balljim55]

The Panthers do not have a band wagon, so no need to apply here

 

[mrschaney]

Bengals have an easier schedule this year as well.

In-depth analysis of Bengals’ 2017 strength of schedule

Anyone can jump on a bandwagon, and if you do, their hardcore fans will call you out on it. Just imagine how you would feel if you pick a sleeper and they win it all! And, after years of suffering, Bengals fans are always willing to accept a new fan!

 

[Zooky]

The Panthers do not have a band wagon, so no need to apply here

It would be before the season starts. So not jumping on a Bandwagon.
The team I choose may end up 0-16, but I will stay with them all year!

 

[Balljim55]

It would be before the season starts. So not jumping on a Bandwagon.
The team I choose may end up 0-16, but I will stay with them all year!

Hah! Got it.

I can't sell the Panthers until I see how Cam's shoulder comes along. Also much of our offense will hinge on two rookies.
Better stay with @mrschaney Misery loves company

 

[Carnzo]

It would be before the season starts. So not jumping on a Bandwagon.
The team I choose may end up 0-16, but I will stay with them all year!

0-16!? Well that excludes the Patriots so moving on.

 

[darken65]

Up for offering today is a ham sammich and all of my v-cash.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Dont want ya

 

[Zooky]

0-16!? Well that excludes the Patriots so moving on.

Just sayin, I don't want to exclude any Lions fans! oh!

 

[Carnzo]

Just sayin, I don't want to exclude any Lions fans! oh!

Those poor bastards, I feel for them.

<I'm also old enough to vividly remember when the Pat's were a door mat>

 

[Zooky]

Dont want ya

This is an unusual sell tactic. I will take it into consideration.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

This is an unusual sell tactic. I will take it into consideration.

The trendy pick will be Tampa this season, so Id say always stay away from the trendy pick

Cheering for the Patriots is too easy

If im trying to find a sneaky interesting team this season, for me its the San Diego Chargers, think they have a chance to really surprise

 

[Thruthefog]

People walk up to me in my Lions gear and say, "Wow! You must be a real fan". I live in Tejas.

 

[mrschaney]

People walk up to me in my Lions gear and say, "Wow! You must be a real fan". I live in Tejas.

I saw a guy in a Bengals hat, far away from Cincy and I made a comment like "hey, a Bengals fan" and he was like, " I'm just wearing the Fing hat to keep the sun outta my eyes."

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I saw a guy in a Bengals hat, far away from Cincy and I made a comment like "hey, a Bengals fan" and he was like, " I'm just wearing the Fing hat to keep the sun outta my eyes."

Did you kick him in his package?