Sell me on your team! Shark Tank Style!

[jarntt]

There are too many Cowboy fans already, so keep moving. Plus, our QB is only serviceable because of our OL

 

[Fountain City Blues]

The Kansas City Chiefs:

Our coach looks like a walrus-like creature

Our DC looks like an oversized garden gnome

The defense when healthy is nasty. Bonafide stars at all 3 levels of the defense.

Two bulldozer RB's.

We throw screens- lots of them. Tunnel screens, bubble screens, traditional screens, dbl screens, delay screens of all shapes and sizes. We even got a TD on the mythical TE screen. Against the vaunted Denver defense. We even threw a screen to our NT last year. Oh, we also threw a TD out of the wildcat- with a NT. We do things fucking awesome weird and like it.

Travis Kelce is like Gronk, but not made of balsa wood; antics included in the diva elite TE package. Superior dancing.

Tyreek Hill is the fastest player in the NFL. Making jet sweeps and end around great again.

Shortest amount of time from snap to throw in the NFL.

Eric freaking Berry is on the team.

Patrick Mahomes will make preseason great again.

Do you like well designed routes that compliment each other on all-22? But wasted? This is YOUR team.

We're on primetime at least 6 times this season. Easiest team to bandwagon for viewing purposes in the league in 2017.

 

[mcnabb7542]

There are too many Cowboy fans already, so keep moving. Plus, our QB is only serviceable because of our OL

Well it's about time you saw the "whole picture"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

The Kansas City Chiefs:

Our coach looks like a walrus-like creature

Our DC looks like an oversized garden gnome

The defense when healthy is nasty. Bonafide stars at all 3 levels of the defense.

Two bulldozer RB's.

We throw screens- lots of them. Tunnel screens, bubble screens, traditional screens, dbl screens, delay screens of all shapes and sizes. We even got a TD on the mythical TE screen. Against the vaunted Denver defense. We even threw a screen to our NT last year. Oh, we also threw a TD out of the wildcat- with a NT. We do things fucking awesome weird and like it.

Travis Kelce is like Gronk, but not made of balsa wood; antics included in the diva elite TE package. Superior dancing.

Tyreek Hill is the fastest player in the NFL. Making jet sweeps and end around great again.

Shortest amount of time from snap to throw in the NFL.

Eric freaking Berry is on the team.

Patrick Mahomes will make preseason great again.

Do you like well designed routes that compliment each other on all-22? But wasted? This is YOUR team.

You win!

Zooky just bought a maroon hat

 

[Fountain City Blues]

You win!

Zooky just bought a maroon hat

Sweet- can I put this on my resume once I graduate in a bit?

 

[packerzrule]

this guy

 

[RP-29]

Packer fandom can only be inherited genetically or gradually developed through long-term sexual contact with someone who inherited it genetically.

 

[The Derski]

Hello Sharks,

I am asking for significant defensive help, particularly in the secondary, in exchange you can become a GB Packers shareholder.

Barbara- The Sky is blue. For that reason I'm out.

Kevin- Barbara you're such an old bag.

Everyone else- *laughs*

Mark- You mean I can be the owner of the team? I'm in!

 

[Zooky]

The Kansas City Chiefs:

Our coach looks like a walrus-like creature

Our DC looks like an oversized garden gnome

The defense when healthy is nasty. Bonafide stars at all 3 levels of the defense.

Two bulldozer RB's.

We throw screens- lots of them. Tunnel screens, bubble screens, traditional screens, dbl screens, delay screens of all shapes and sizes. We even got a TD on the mythical TE screen. Against the vaunted Denver defense. We even threw a screen to our NT last year. Oh, we also threw a TD out of the wildcat- with a NT. We do things fucking awesome weird and like it.

Travis Kelce is like Gronk, but not made of balsa wood; antics included in the diva elite TE package. Superior dancing.

Tyreek Hill is the fastest player in the NFL. Making jet sweeps and end around great again.

Shortest amount of time from snap to throw in the NFL.

Eric freaking Berry is on the team.

Patrick Mahomes will make preseason great again.

Do you like well designed routes that compliment each other on all-22? But wasted? This is YOUR team.

We're on primetime at least 6 times this season. Easiest team to bandwagon for viewing purposes in the league in 2017.

This is solid!

 

[redseat]

I saw a guy in a Bengals hat, far away from Cincy and I made a comment like "hey, a Bengals fan" and he was like, " I'm just wearing the Fing hat to keep the sun outta my eyes."

at least he was honest

 

[NEPatsfan]

Those poor bastards, I feel for them.

<I'm also old enough to vividly remember when the Pat's were a door mat>

If you haven't already, pick up a copy of From Darkness to Dynasty,

 

[DJ Fieri]

Raiders

Derek Carr, Michael Crabtree, and Khalil Mack.

 

[Carnzo]

If you haven't already, pick up a copy of From Darkness to Dynasty,

Just read the revue, looks good. Thanks

 

[Zooky]

Raiders

Derek Carr, Michael Crabtree, and Khalil Mack.

Will you stick with them in a year? Or will you be searchin?

 

[NEPatsfan]

Just read the revue, looks good. Thanks

No problem, I'd give you mine, but you are on the Cod, and when I visit MA it's the Leominster area.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Will you stick with them in a year? Or will you be searchin?

Raider Nation till the day I die.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Raider Nation till the day I die.

 

[Zooky]

Raider Nation till the day I die.

Good for you!

 

[Carnzo]

No problem, I'd give you mine, but you are on the Cod, and when I visit MA it's the Leominster area.

No troubles, when I show my Patriots fanatic son the revue he will buy it and I will get it next.
I am a cheap bastard.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Good for you!

Supported them when they were in Los Angeles, Oakland, and I will when they are in LV. Probably make 2-3 trips a year there for dual purposes.