Second cup of Coffee Talk

[forty_three]

 

[wings-pens2166]

Trump pardons Jack Johnson

Relax @forty_three ...not that Jack Johnson

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Trump would probably pardon Jack Johnsons parents though

 

[dash]

Trump would probably pardon Jack Johnsons parents though

Trump should have pardoned Sly Stallone for making Rocky V.

 

[forty_three]

Trump would probably pardon Jack Johnsons parents though

If they donated that money to his campaign or spent it at a Trump hotel.

 

[puckhead]

nice

 

[forty_three]

Trump pardons Jack Johnson

Relax @forty_three ...not that Jack Johnson

I have been thinking about this and I guess I didn't realize we had jailed the guy for doing the soundtrack to Curious George.


Little harsh, but understandable.

 

[Comeds]

I have been thinking about this and I guess I didn't realize we had jailed the guy for doing the soundtrack to Curious George.


Little harsh, but understandable.

"Why Did I Swallow A Puzzle Piece?" was a great song.

 

[elocomotive]

nice

I saw this pic and just thought "Pete Carroll would make a MUCH better President than Trump."

Sigh...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I saw this pic and just thought "Pete Carroll would make a MUCH better President than Trump."

Sigh...

The guy who thinks 9/11 was an inside job?

Pass.

 

[elocomotive]

DIPLOMACY TIPS

When you constantly trot out the term "Libya model" as to how we will proceed with North Korea. And the guy who used to run Libya was dead not long after that "model" was put in place. You shouldn't be surprised when the leader of North Korea is not interested and becomes bellicose over such a proposal as it is likely in his best interest to continue existing.

 

[elocomotive]

The guy who thinks 9/11 was an inside job?

Pass.

I didn't say good option - just better than the current one. And think of how stupid all the football analogies would get during the press brieifings....

Press Secretary: (sighs) I've been given a prepared statement by a White House staffer who shall remain nameless. (clears throat) This current labor situation has become difficult and the clock is running out on the 4th quarter (rolls eyes) We're in a hail mary situation and it's time to man up and... oh come on.... uhhh... shove the ball over the goal line so the American people can celebrate this legislative touchdown. I don't think that last one's even a thing, but any questions?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I saw this pic and just thought "Pete Carroll would make a MUCH better President than Trump."

Sigh...

Didnt he bring jordan peterson in to talk with the seahawks players before ota’s ?

Hey pete... whats your deal?

 

[forty_three]

Mussels off the coast of Seattle test positive for opioids

This crisis is worse than I thought

 

[dash]

Mussels off the coast of Seattle test positive for opioids

This crisis is worse than I thought

Oxycodone can be quite effective for painful joints and muscles - Wait, what?

 

[dash]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.

 

[forty_three]

Oxycodone can be quite effective for painful joints and muscles - Wait, what?

They have to shell out a lot of money to get it, though.

 

[dash]

They have to shell out a lot of money to get it, though.

No worries, they keep all their cash in off-shore accounts.

 

[dash]

Portland police investigating hit-and-run that seriously injured three. Driver is missing - CNN

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Holy fuck