elocomotive
A useful idiot.
Anyone local interested in a harmless caper? Let me explain. I was 8-0 in playoff jinxes and decided to donate platelets the other day. Tonight the jinx died. So anyone want to break into the Red Cross with me and somehow get the platelets back inside of me?
I've got the blood bags in a cooler, Comeds. Meet me at the Laurel Race Track at 3. I have a Ukranian guy who will take care of the procedure. I only had to pay him $30.