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now that's its safely in our rearview mirror...
i wonder how many people cleared their conscience when the nuke warning came in?

- I've been spitting in your coffee every day for three years
- I'm gay
- I've been banging your sister since before we were married
- Two of the children are not yours
- I didn't buy insurance, spent the money on blow instead. glad I didn't waste that cash!
 

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now that's its safely in our rearview mirror...
i wonder how many people cleared their conscience when the nuke warning came in?

- I've been spitting in your coffee every day for three years
- I'm gay
- I've been banging your sister since before we were married
- Two of the children are not yours
- I didn't buy insurance, spent the money on blow instead. glad I didn't waste that cash!

- I didn't really catch it from a toilet seat
- I'm the slenderman
- No, one is not real. Its a nuetical.
 

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An Amtrak train carrying Republican lawmakers to an annual party conference in West Virginia collided Wednesday with a truck near Crozet, Va. The extent of injuries was not immediately clear.

Members of Congress and the local NBC affiliate were reporting one person was killed and two people were injured. Amtrak said there were no injuries to those aboard the train, which originated in Washington.


Amtrak train carrying GOP members to retreat collides with truck
 

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An Amtrak train carrying Republican lawmakers to an annual party conference in West Virginia collided Wednesday with a truck near Crozet, Va. The extent of injuries was not immediately clear.

Members of Congress and the local NBC affiliate were reporting one person was killed and two people were injured. Amtrak said there were no injuries to those aboard the train, which originated in Washington.


Amtrak train carrying GOP members to retreat collides with truck
“We appear to have hit a garbage truck,” said Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah), who was reached by telephone on board the train. Ironically the truck driver was quoted saying the same thing.
 

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“We appear to have hit a garbage truck,” said Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah), who was reached by telephone on board the train. Ironically the truck driver was quoted saying the same thing.

The sanitation folks
are jolly friendly blokes
courteous and easy going
they mop up when your overflowing
and tell you when your arse is showing
 

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So, the GOP is a literal trainwreck? Because they ran into garbage?


The metaphors are coming to life.

This never would have happened if Patterson was still on the job...

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This never would have happened if Patterson was still on the job...

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Trump: Do we really want old man Ryan with his finger on the button?

Paul Ryan: WHAAAT BUTTON???!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Trump <mocking Ryan or a person with a disability>: WHAT-WH-Wh-Where am I? Who took my false teeth?!?!?

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White House seeking to slash renewable energy research: report

:L . yeah wonder if he will report on the job lost from this.

The worse part, beyond the lost jobs, is that he is essentially handing any other country willing to do it and put in the investment to have the influence in the smaller, developing countries.

This isolationist bullshit is stupid. The whole world is moving on without us.

I wish I had the resources to move to a first world country.
 

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Hope Hicks sinks ships?!?

Mr. Corallo is planning to tell Mr. Mueller about a previously undisclosed conference call with Mr. Trump and Hope Hicks, the White House communications director, according to the three people. Mr. Corallo planned to tell investigators that Ms. Hicks said during the call that emails written by Donald Trump Jr. before the Trump Tower meeting — in which the younger Mr. Trump said he was eager to receive political dirt about Mrs. Clinton from the Russians — “will never get out.” That left Mr. Corallo with concerns that Ms. Hicks could be contemplating obstructing justice, the people said.

Mueller Zeros In on Story Put Together About Trump Tower Meeting
 

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Holy shit! This is huge, I can't believe that they altered classified info. This will take him down for su-


Fuck it. Who am I kidding?
 

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It's kind of funny that you would lie about something that is very easy to refute, but when you are a pathological liar, I guess that's what you do...


 
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