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ALMOST FAKE NEWS!!!

That whole article is fantastic. From the Post bitch-slapping O'Keefe to the level of insight you get into their fact-checking process and the general level of fuck you in their description of how they normally protect off-the-record but not in this case stuff.

Awesome.
 

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I wonder who told dumbass to do that in front of the Andrew Jackson portrait....

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Credit where credit is due, at least he wasn't wearing a Redskins jersey.
 

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I've played enough video games to know that there is a gremlin or werewolf hiding there who is going to jump out and fight you before you get to that Christmas Tree.

reminds me of a hallway from the old Wolfenstein 3d game lol ...LOOK OUT FOR THE NAZIS!!! ... although some are probably good people :noidea:
 

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I've played enough video games to know that there is a gremlin or werewolf hiding there who is going to jump out and fight you before you get to that Christmas Tree.
the potted troll dolls are a nice holiday touch
 

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Is Trump the yellow king?
I pray God will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with its beautiful stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in its truth--a world which now trembles before the King In Yellow.
 

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Is Trump the yellow king?
I pray God will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with its beautiful stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in its truth--a world which now trembles before the King In Yellow.

I was gonna say Orange King but then again he likes the golden showers :noidea:
 
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I've played enough video games to know that there is a gremlin or werewolf hiding there who is going to jump out and fight you before you get to that Christmas Tree.

"My world is a dark, perilous, lifeless thing right now. Can you reflect that in my hallway this holiday season? Thanks."
 

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One time visiting my grandmother in a nursing home, who at that point in her life just sat there, I decided to show her some of my dope new mime skills I learned in class. I busted out my excellent ‘trapped in a box’ routine and she became really agitated and upset. Before I could open the door and exit the box she yelled “Something’s trapped Donny*!” and died. Sometimes when I am feeling down I almost feel partially to blame.



*Not my name, but that’s what she yelled.
 

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Kind of adds a new spin on "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?".

Where in the world is Matt today?

He's in my dressing room.

Where in the world is Matt today?

He's in my shower!
 
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