RIP Roy Halladay

[black francis]

Jesus fuck.

It's not like people are saying "I hope it's Jake from AllState that died in a fiery crash instead of Roy Halladay." They're just saying they hope it's not Doc. Seems natural.

why do you want jake from state farm to die?

 

[Guywithtoaster]

His signature pitch in baseball was a "sinker". I guess in aviation he will be remembered for the same thing.

 

[Chewbaccer]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

slinky is right

as usual

I was wrong about Didi Gregorious. Fuck him and @DirtDirtDirt.

 

[Iffster]

Actually, I was hoping it was one of you guys.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Wasn't trying to be contradictory at all. Just pointing out the obvious. If it turned out it wasn't him people would have been like "THANK GOD!", and that's all kinds of fucked up.

No it's not. They wouldn't be saying I'm glad it was Fred, just that they're glad it wasn't Roy. Subtle difference.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

why do you want jake from state farm to die?

Fuck. AllState has James Earl Jones, not Jake.

So I was wrong about Didi Gregorious and Jake from AllState. . .

 

[Cedrique]

No it's not. They wouldn't be saying I'm glad it was Fred, just that they're glad it wasn't Roy. Subtle difference.

Yeah, this thing has taken a weird turn. I enjoyed watching the last few years of Halladays career with the Phillies but now I've been shamed into not feeling too bad because I didn't know him. Of course I didn't know Fred either, but I did know Jake and he was a freak. Always calling me at 3 in the morning wearing his khakis.......

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

too bad, because Blink 182 sucked dick

Now here's something I don't get. How come if you say something sucks dick it's a bad thing? I love having my dick sucked, so I would think things that suck dick are cool.

 

[blindbaby]

This plane cost's $189,000 and is advertised as "As portable as a Jet Ski". I wouldn't get in one of those at gunpoint much less voluntarily. Did we learn nothing from John Denver?

 

[Cyder]

His signature pitch in baseball was a "sinker". I guess in aviation he will be remembered for the same thing.

Too soon. Funny as hell, but too soon

 

[Cyder]

why do you want jake from state farm to die?

Slinky's wife didn't believe it was him on the phone and when Slink handed her the phone Jake pretended he was a broad. Slink took a beating in the divorce.

 

[Chasin' Utleys]

finally, a non Yankee dies in a plane crash

Technically, Corey Lidell was also a Philly - east coast players should avoid the cockpit.

 

[Chasin' Utleys]

Not Cory Lidle

Thurmon Munson doesn't find that funny at all.

 

[black francis]

Now here's something I don't get. How come if you say something sucks dick it's a bad thing? I love having my dick sucked, so I would think things that suck dick are cool.

because they are guys

and guys sucking dick is gay

therefore, blink 182 is gay

 

[Chewbaccer]

 

[black francis]

why cant an asshat like david ortiz learn how to fly a plane?

 

[Judge Fudge]

@black francis

Got multiple conformation on my end.

Mo matter what Doc was my favorite Blue Jays pitcher

 

[redseat]

So sad.. How many players in the past few months have past away?

R.I.P. Halladay you will be missed

 

[redseat]

His signature pitch in baseball was a "sinker". I guess in aviation he will be remembered for the same thing.

Too soon.... But I will hand it to you it was funny