Floffman
Tailor Suit and Satchel
You'd think so, but by the time I get the little squirts into bed, all I want to do is pass out.
I guess I hear you...I don't have those kid things...being only 28
You'd think so, but by the time I get the little squirts into bed, all I want to do is pass out.
No, just not into the whole dad thing.
I'd rather travel and fill my house with nice shit.
So you could just say I'm a selfish prick.
I guess I hear you...I don't have those kid things...being only 28
I also hate to admit it - but I think I've out grown most video games. I can't stand the overly complicated controls for some (Hit R3 and L1 simulatneously while moving to the right and pressing the x and o button - fuck that).
Then I'm playing God of War 3 at a buddies house and I can't stand that because fighting any boss is simply a game of simon: hit x and tap repeatedly, then o and tap repeatedly, then square and tap repeatedly, etc. And if you don't do it in order fast enough you start over. There's got to be some in between where the game play is fun but isn't like flying a 747.
So what you guys are saying is, you have low sperm counts?
I also hate to admit it - but I think I've out grown most video games. I can't stand the overly complicated controls for some (Hit R3 and L1 simulatneously while moving to the right and pressing the x and o button - fuck that).
Then I'm playing God of War 3 at a buddies house and I can't stand that because fighting any boss is simply a game of simon: hit x and tap repeatedly, then o and tap repeatedly, then square and tap repeatedly, etc. And if you don't do it in order fast enough you start over. There's got to be some in between where the game play is fun but isn't like flying a 747.
No. What I am saying is that I don't create debts I can not afford to pay. Wanted kids, but could never afford them, so, no kids.
So, where is my reward for doing the right thing. Oh, that's right, people who have kids they can't pay for get free Govt money, and I get nothing.
Seems fair.......
Your urethra is SO NARROW....sperm be going out SINGLE...FILE...
space invaders
Your urethra is SO NARROW....sperm be going out SINGLE...FILE...
Then why did I have to write those checks to those abortion clinics?
I'm thinking more like Galaga, but close. Seriously - the last time I remember really having a good time playing a video game was Time Crisis with the gun on the PS2.
Besides, that's not me. After thinking a bit, I remember this to be Mr. Hank Hill, a.k.a King of the hill.
Bingo...the episode with Chris Rock, where he plays a comedian who also teaches a defensive driving course that Hank has been court-mandated to attend.
The Pirates can beat anyone in a 7-game series.
i hoping for more of a history repeats itself kind of thing....
i hoping for more of a history repeats itself kind of thing....
You mean like the 1991 World Series? Or the 1992 one? Or 96? or 99? or the 2000 NLDS? or the 2001 NLCS? Or....
i hoping for more of a history repeats itself kind of thing....