Reasons why I don't like Jeff Skinner

[KennyBanyeah]

1. He is a diver
2. He is a flopper
3. He looks like Justin Bieber
4. He is only 19 years old

 

[puckhead]

 

[Automattic]

 

[dash]

5. He's not on the team I root for

/That's the kicker for me...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

5. He's not on the team I root for

/That's the kicker for me...

Sorry Dash!!

No logic allowed in my thread.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

When Bizzle sees this thread, he's gonna fo' shizzle on yo drizzle!

 

[Automattic]

Well, we might as well throw in some Chad LaRose jokes too....

 

[KennyBanyeah]

When Bizzle sees this thread, he's gonna fo' shizzle on yo drizzle!

Maybe he saw tonight's game and is too busy shredding his Skinner posters and buying a McBain one...

 

[dash]

It's called McBain, Let's get silly!!!

 

[Automattic]

Ok, the suspense is killing me. What'd the little bastard do?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It's called McBain, Let's get silly!!!

You ever notice how men always leave ze toilet seat up?




Zat's ze joke!!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Ok, the suspense is killing me. What'd the little bastard do?

Spun like a top in front of the Sens net when David " I still haven't figured out they play contact in North America" Rundblad came near him.

Refs bought it.

Canes tie the game, Skinner acts like he's some hero after the PP goal.

I'd be ashamed to show my face in an arena after that.

He's super strong on the puck 99% of the time, but falls when a noodle-armed rookie lays 1.5 fingers on him.

Skinner's a helluva player. I just lost a tonne of respect for him tonight.

 

[IPostedWhat]

3. He looks like Justin Bieber

I don't see it?

 

[MadCaptain]

I blame Staal, Ruutu, and Cole.

The leadership on that team endorses diving.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

sounds like SOMEBODY's team blew a 2-0 lead with less than four minutes to play and is looking for a outlet for their frustration...


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[Bizzle McDizzle]

I blame Staal, Ruutu, and Cole.

The leadership on that team endorses diving.

sounds like SOMEBODY's team blew a 1 goal lead with less than 3 minutes left to lose a game 7 in overtime, carries a grudge, and sees an opportunistic thread to vent...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoL1Vl2EtVIL9fNS02vScs1w09dYU1zLBcLib5RcIYVzn0eErT

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I blame Staal, Ruutu, and Cole.

The leadership on that team endorses diving.

sounds like SOMEBODY's team blew a 1 goal lead with less than 3 minutes left to lose a game 7 in overtime, carries a grudge, and sees an opportunistic thread to vent...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Spun like a top in front of the Sens net when David " I still haven't figured out they play contact in North America" Rundblad came near him.

Refs bought it.

Canes tie the game, Skinner acts like he's some hero after the PP goal.

I'd be ashamed to show my face in an arena after that.

He's super strong on the puck 99% of the time, but falls when a noodle-armed rookie lays 1.5 fingers on him.

Skinner's a helluva player. I just lost a tonne of respect for him tonight.

That's exactly how it happen with no bias or Ottawa colored glasses. lol

I can't argue with the 1.5 fingers theory. It's iron-clad.

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EDIT: And in America, we don't pay attention to any other countries cultures, habits or modes of speak, so we aren't exactly sure what a "tonne" is. Gonna assume it means a "a tiny little bit" and carry on may happy way.

Edit2: Acts like a hero? By celebrating a tying goal at the end of the third when were down 2-0 just 2 minutes prior? (a goal he actually got credit for, too)
o.k. No more celebrating people. It's unacceptable. Act like you've been there please. lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

and I leave this swamp thread with a hearty fingers in the ears, toungue out spouting NYAA NYAA NYAA and this...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

ok.. maybe a few more