Real Problem in Denver

[Southieinnc]

Broncos impose 'fart tax,' which has become a problem for Von Miller

Gas. Flatulence. Other wise known as farting. It has gotten so bad they are fining players.
Is it the lower atmospheric air pressure at 5000 feet? Is it all the new Mexican food joints that have moved in? This is clearly a big problem. I thought Denver was the front-runner for AFCW division but you have to wonder if something smells funny in Denver.....

 

[HaroldSeattle]

File this under strange and unusual. Fines for farting?

 

[Southieinnc]

File this under strange and unusual. Fines for farting?

Well, it is a natural act of "deflating" Who'd have thought the Broncos would risk the integrity of the locker room for this......

 

[Oldschool739]

Broncos impose 'fart tax,' which has become a problem for Von Miller

Gas. Flatulence. Other wise known as farting. It has gotten so bad they are fining players.
Is it the lower atmospheric air pressure at 5000 feet? Is it all the new Mexican food joints that have moved in? This is clearly a big problem. I thought Denver was the front-runner for AFCW division but you have to wonder if something smells funny in Denver.....

I wonder if they have different fines for different kinds, and if you are a repeat offender, will you get cut for cutting one.....

 

[SonnyCID]

Its the edibles.

 

[Bunkamania]

I find this position to be idiotic. Why couldn't you keep it where it belongs, on the Broncos' board?

 

[Southieinnc]

This whole thing stinks. I'm glad the team has brought it out into the open air though......

 

[GNG]

I wonder if they have different fines for different kinds, and if you are a repeat offender, will you get cut for cutting one.....

Only if a player shits in his pants.

 

[Bunkamania]

Only if a player shits in his pants.

They're used to that.

Manning always does it in the play-offs.

 

[GNG]

They're used to that.

Manning always does it in the play-offs.

 

[SteveDallas]

The off season has peaked when fart jokes are the best the media can come up with. Really guys.....is rhis the best story you can come up with? The media is in worse shape than I thought. Whats more is the Bronco's must be strapped for cash.

 

[Southieinnc]

Broncos are discussing the impact of this issue and possibly playing in a dome.

 

[Oldschool739]

Broncos are discussing the impact of this issue and possibly playing in a dome.

That may be considered as manufactured noise and subject to a fine !!!!

 

[cdumler7]

I find this position to be idiotic. Why couldn't you keep it where it belongs, on the Broncos' board?

Well it wasn't a Bronco fan that started this. I don't think us Bronco fans think this is a huge deal and not really worth talking about. I'm sure the fines are minimal but every team has things like this.

 

[NEhomer]

 

[FantasyBelowZero]

Well it wasn't a Bronco fan that started this. I don't think us Bronco fans think this is a huge deal and not really worth talking about. I'm sure the fines are minimal but every team has things like this.

Yeah. It's chump change for these guys. Miller's just going to keep on farting and keep on getting fined because he doesn't give a crap.

 

[TDs3nOut]

Yeah. It's chump change for these guys. Miller's just going to keep on farting and keep on getting fined because he doesn't give a crap.

 

[LambeauLegs]

This was the best part in that story a nice link:

Why Packers are Sporting News' pick to win Super Bowl 50 | NFL | Sporting News

 

[NWPATSFAN]

This was the best part in that story a nice link:

Why Packers are Sporting News' pick to win Super Bowl 50 | NFL | Sporting News

I think they are right on (-) the SB outcome

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Dream on. It's going to be either Seahawks vs Steelers or Seahawks vs Ravens. Pats fan can just forget about it, because there is no way they get past these two teams. Packers? They got a chance, so do the Cowboys. Still, I like the Seahawks chances best. I know huge surprise.