Pic of Jason Pierre-Paul's hand

[Jack_John_Mark]

Wish I could say I feel sorry for him, but he's kind of a dick so....

 

[Bengals1fan]

That is a lot more of his thumb then it sounds like he mentioned. Don't know how that affects his play, but for the 26M the Giants have to pay him I'd be wary of throwing him out there.

 

[moxie]

Why didn't he sprinkle some pig bladder pixie dust on it? It's supposed to grow limbs back!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Hard to feel sorry for someone with a hyphenated last name.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Hard to feel sorry for someone with a hyphenated last name.

And they're both men's first names. Is that some kind of homo code?!?!?

 

[fordman84]

Just bought my kid some Mickey Mouse gloves. Looks like JPP could fit them.

 

[fordman84]

And they're both men's first names. Is that some kind of homo code?!?!?

Lol, play "marry/fuck/kill" with just his name.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Lol, play "marry/fuck/kill" with just his name.

I'd have to fuck Jason, because that reminds me of Jason Bourne and hopefully he wouldn't remember it or tell anyone. Plus he could clearly kill me before I could kill him and he doesn't seem like the marrying kind.

I'd have to kill Pierre because that sounds French.

That leaves me marrying Paul because that's what's left.

 

[Rock Strongo]

thumbs up

 

[moxie]

thumb up

 

[Chewbaccer]

And they're both men's first names. Is that some kind of homo code?!?!?

Has to be, especially when one of them is a French name like Pierre.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[RobBase]

JPP got flagged for a 3 yard face mask penalty today.

Get it?

Cause he only has three fingers.

Cause he blew two of them off.

Haha

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

JPP got flagged for a 3 yard face mask penalty today.

Get it?

Cause he only has three fingers.

Cause he blew two of them off.

Haha

 

[Anointed One]

How is he going to point to things now?

 

[SonnyCID]

 

[jjc2009]

Oh boy I really did it good this time. My hand's all numb and stingy. I really don't see any fingers.

A towel, fantastic. Alright I'll see you with my nub.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

I had not seen this pic before. It's, well, it's a shocker is what it is.

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Dude]

He should plug a hook into that baby and go full-out pirate mode.