Phillies V Dodgers

[Omar 382]

I'm in charge of The Pride of the Phillies 2016 movie. My working title is "Who Framed Roger Rabbit- Well, It Sure as Fuck Wasn't Rupp or Chooch"

 

[Omar 382]

His exit velocity and Babip and all that other shit show that he should be having more success

unlikely

 

[Cedrique]

70 years from now we'll still be trying to raise money to cure "Freddy Galvis disease"

 

[Omar 382]

HEIL ALTHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jvett77]

Altherr! long one.

 

[Omar 382]

Dodgers- I'll give you the same offer I gave the Rockies: Surrender now and we'll stop shitting on your field.

 

[Omar 382]

Great, he's safe- oh wait Asche's up

 

[jvett77]

I predict a long career for Asche riding buses.

 

[Cedrique]

The Phillies ruined Asche when they leaked the info on the proposed trade for Trout. Ever since the deal fell through he hasn't been the same

 

[jvett77]

Freddy Galvis disease!

 

[Cedrique]

Who steals third base with two outs and the pitcher up?

 

[Omar 382]

Galvis

 

[Omar 382]

It's 10:50 and we're in the second inning

 

[Cedrique]

It's 10:50 and we're in the second inning

Is 10:50 4:20 for dyslexic people?

 

[Omar 382]

Is 10:50 4:20 for dyslexic people?

Are you really dyslexic? That sucks

 

[Cedrique]

yeah, it bowls

 

[Cedrique]

I mean it blows

 

[Omar 382]

Velasquez blows. Sorry crackheads, not tonight

 

[jvett77]

Shit, Vinnie! wtf

 

[Cedrique]

I can't believe you yahoos were afraid to trade Velasquez. He's clearly hiding an injury