Phillies V Dodgers

[Cedrique]

I will be jerking off all over my TV as Vinnie strikes out 11 tonight

 

[Omar 382]

Aruajo called up.... why no Dr. Oberholtzer? Probably busy performing open-heart surgeries and shit....

 

[jvett77]

Velasquez goes 7 tonight, and Ryan Howard reaches the upper deck. The Big Piece threatens to quit in two weeks if Klentak won't open his checkbook for 2017. Philles win 5-3.

 

[jvett77]

I will be jerking off all over my TV as Vinnie strikes out 11 tonight

 

[Omar 382]

Chink boy is about to get lit up... Welcome 2 America Motherfucker

 

[jvett77]

Aruajo called up.... why no Dr. Oberholtzer? Probably busy performing open-heart surgeries and shit....

I heard LAA signed him.

 

[Omar 382]

Keep your fantasies to yourself, Jvett

 

[Omar 382]

I heard LAA signed him.

Great. Who's going to pitch when we're down by 8 runs now? Fucking Klentak

 

[Omar 382]

Velasquez misses his spot so much. That could be a stat Ced

 

[Omar 382]

He hit his spot like once in that Utley AB

 

[jvett77]

Keep your fantasies to yourself, Jvett

Fuck you, *****.

 

[jvett77]

Vinnie! Vinnie! 2 Ks!

 

[Omar 382]

Velasquez has got it tonight. What do you want- Oxy, E, weed? He's dealing again!

 

[Cedrique]

Velasquez misses his spot so much. That could be a stat Ced

PHillies catchers can't frame shit

 

[Omar 382]

PHillies catchers can't frame shit

I completely agree, at least from the "eye test." I haven't bothered to look at the stats. I wonder if it's an organizational thing

 

[Omar 382]

Hit his spot there

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking CHEDDAR

 

[Omar 382]

I almost almost feel like Howard isn't an automatic out right now

 

[Cedrique]

Howard displaying more of that legendary "warning track power"

 

[Cedrique]

I almost almost feel like Howard isn't an automatic out right now

His exit velocity and Babip and all that other shit show that he should be having more success