Nope. Three straight losses to a dogshit team. These are the real Dildoes. Useless piles of dogshit masquerading as a post-season team. Same result as last year coming-up.
I gotta stop kidding. This team feakin' smells as if they're really dead. They're 1-9 and have been outscored 60-30. Not sure I'll want tickets for the Mutts in two weeks. Maybe I'll just check out some houses if ill repute in Philly. Would be funny if I found some Phillies there doing something useful.