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YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! HARPER FINALLY NAILS A HOMER. ALL OF SUDDEN, WE HAVE THREE HOMERS ON THESE BASTARDS!!!!!
I am parroting some sports pundits outside of Philadelphia, jvett. Peeps are always ahead of what is but we shall see. Usually extended performance negative results are beginning indicators of what IS happening internally. The Dildoes are beyond panic. They have some legitimate catastrophic problems they have yet to fix.
If the problem is large and deep (thus the term Dildoes), then you will see Thomson go. If it is periodic and superficial that fans want to believe, then there will be no worries.
It is indeed uncommon for a league-leading ballclub to suddenly go into a horrific tailspin that apparently has no end in the short term, but you and I know (being Phillies lifers) that this disaster is not temporary but symptoms of greater unresolved problem(s).
For sure, you know this. We have witnessed this before where the Dildoes don't recover and the season becomes an unmitigated train wreck. We have also seen them come-out of their funk and go on to better things.
If the latter becomes the norm, than the Dildoes will disappear and the Phillies will return. If the former becomes the norm, we are effed and the season is pretty much done.