Philadelphia Phillies 2023 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

And the Dildoes getting stronger every game!

 

[Cedrique]

0-5 with Harper active. The guy is like bad luck Shleprock. Get him off the team!

 

[Cedrique]

Schwarber's back baby!

 

[TheSnowdog]

Schwarber sent that ball into orbit

 

[jvett77]

Hey, we're in second place! With a bunch of other mediocre teams.

 

[Retroram52]

Three wins in-a-row. Yep more Dildoes: In, out, up, down!

 

[Retroram52]

Alvarado goes on the IR.

 

[Cedrique]

Wow, this thing is half over in 40 minutes. They must be trying to get it over with and hit some dispensaries....

 

[jvett77]

Nice 6-3 win tonight in Denver. Money Harper winning double in the 8th.

 

[Retroram52]

And we get back to .500 and sit in Second Place in the NL East behind none other than those frikin Bitches, Atlanta!!

 

[jvett77]

11 hits tonite by different guys and decent relief help the Phillies hang on after taking a 4-0 lead in the first. And Harper nails it for good 7-4 with a 2-run blast in the 9th. Plus, Phils are catching up to Atlanta.

 

[python3]

I'm hitting Oracle for the first time tonight. Really wish Wheeler didn't get pushed back to tomorrow. He was the scheduled starter a few days ago. The dreaded bullpen game.

 

[jvett77]

Bohm bomb in the 2nd in SF, 2-0. Phils can gain a game on the Braves if they win this series as the Braves are playing in TX, a .625 team, while SF is at .425.

 

[jvett77]

Bad logic by me. Forgot about Phils' 4.66 ERA vs Braves 3.53.

 

[Cedrique]

That was a brutal call by the ump in the Bohm at bat. The 1-0 pitch that was called a strike was outside by at least 6 inches, which led to him chasing 2 other outside pitches. Changed the whole at bat.

 

[Retroram52]

Falter goes ofer and gets optioned to Triple A. Back to losing two straight and tied with the Fish for Second in the NFL East one game below .500.

 

[TheSnowdog]

That was a brutal call by the ump in the Bohm at bat. The 1-0 pitch that was called a strike was outside by at least 6 inches, which led to him chasing 2 other outside pitches. Changed the whole at bat.

 

[jvett77]

Swept by a .425 team.

 

[Retroram52]

Just nuts to watch the dildoes get their asses handed to them by a bunch of losers.

 

[jvett77]

It's hard to figure out the team. They played well in the Rockies then forget how to play baseball at sea level.