Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Gibson gives-up 5 runs in the bottom of the 2nd. Seriously. The Dildoes are here today, that's for sure!!

 

[Retroram52]

Oh, oh. Dildos at work. Down 6-1. It’s over.

Yep jvett. Spot on! It's over and are they playing two games today?

 

[Retroram52]

Yep, the answer is yes, there are two games scheduled today.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber's season ended about two weeks ago. He has turned into total dogshit.

 

[Retroram52]

Hoskins struck-out. Looks like the Dildoes are taking this first game off.

 

[Cedrique]

They gotta cash in on their opportunities today. 5 runs is a big deficit

 

[Cedrique]

Castlefraudos!

 

[Retroram52]

Castellfraudos singled to Left field, Realmuto scored. Pick-away, pick-away.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's go Homeless Boy. There is only one out!

 

[Cedrique]

Beautiful! Marsh trying to get some national exposure before this fall, when he'll be starring in the reboot of "Last Man on Earth"

 

[Cedrique]

ok, at least 6-3 is manageable

 

[Retroram52]

That's the ticket, Homeless Boy!! Marsh doubled to Right Field, Castellfraudos to Third Base. Just one out. More runs on the way? Let's go Segura!!

 

[Cedrique]

Nice play Stott. 6-4 looks even better

 

[Retroram52]

BEAUTIFUL BUNT BY STOTT AND WE GET TWO MORE RUNS!!

 

[Retroram52]

B. Stott steals Second Base. That is three steals today by the Dildoes!!

 

[Retroram52]

YES!! Schwarber gets walked and the rally continues!!

 

[Cedrique]

Damn, Hoskins hit it the other way and it still didn't go through

 

[Retroram52]

Flippin Hoskins has gone home early or somebody is shitting-the-bed this morning.

 

[Retroram52]

That was a big run Inning for the Dildoes. Now Gibson needs to stop being a Douchebag Pitcher and start striking-out batters at the plate.

 

[Retroram52]

That side was better for Gibson. Let's go, ya flippin Dildoes!! Add more runs.