Outhouse to Penthouse.

[UnBiasedPerspective]

I'm here.

I'm pretty sure you're up over there...

 

[dyhard]

so in extra time in soccer, whoever scores wins?

 

[BM.]

so in extra time in soccer, whoever scores wins?

I don't think so.

 

[dyhard]

I don't think so.

well that's stupid

 

[BM.]

well that's stupid

Well.......It's soccer.

 

[dyhard]

Well.......It's soccer.

that's true. nothing else is on so I'm watching this Netherlands-Argentina game. still 0-0 at 104 minutes. and I still think it's stupid the clock counts up

 

[dyhard]

and they stop it every 5 seconds. the guy tried to kick the ball, yet missed and slid and he got a yellow card for it. they blow the whistle every time someone falls. just stupid.

 

[BM.]

that's true. nothing else is on so I'm watching this Netherlands-Argentina game. still 0-0 at 104 minutes. and I still think it's stupid the clock counts up

And stoppage time is the gayest thing on the planet.

Just stop the fucking clock.

 

[dyhard]

And stoppage time is the gayest thing on the planet.

Just stop the fucking clock.

exactly. and nobody knows how long stoppage time is, the game just ends.

now they have extra time. 2 complete 15-minute periods. if nobody scores, penalty kicks. so what happens if they score during it? please tell me it ends whenever a goal is scored.

and now there's an injury yet the clock is still ticking...

 

[dyhard]

lmao and they just put up a stat on the screen for the injured player:

distance covered 11.62 km
team average: 10.49 km

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

soccer is for the gheys. Just sayin ...

 

[dyhard]

this is dumb. still no score, I have no idea when this extra time ends and they don't advance the damn ball, they're just kicking it between each other then shoot it a mile down the field

 

[dyhard]

yep, a guy fell. gotta blow the whistle

 

[BM.]

yep, a guy fell. gotta blow the whistle

I laughed out loud at this.

 

[dyhard]

since when has Bob Ley cared about soccer? I thought all he cared about was Outside the Lines

 

[Harry Crack]

yep, a guy fell. gotta blow the whistle

But did he do the "Help me i have been hit by a cruise missile" roll of agony ?

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

I laughed out loud at this.

Reminds me of fake fighting in hockey.

Oh wait, I already won that argument

 

[Harry Crack]

who's dead?

Elvis

 

[dyhard]

yeah, that's what you get Argentina goal keeper for being so fucking excited after blocking 1 goal. they get 5 and they're 5 feet away from the net

 

[dyhard]

But did he do the "Help me i have been hit by a cruise missile" roll of agony ?

no, there was that earlier. the guy barely got hit, had his foot stepped on, and he did a flip like he was avoiding a land mine