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Otis B. Driftwood

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Unwarranted shot, sir.


The Mooterus is hereby banned.
 

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You call 60 minutes of skating around in circles action? Hell, that's what they say about soccer while they run back and forth playing kick the can...

I call 60 minutes of movement more action than 11 minutes of action with 49 minutes of standing around while the clock runs.
 

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So it's a layer of padding.

Where is the layer of padding on the ice?

Idiot.

with a lot of the fields, in the winter that shit fields like cement. and in the domes, I've heard it's comparable to cement. but I'd still rather land on the ground with grass that has some lee way even in the cold of winter than landing on ice
 

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I mean, I get that she's young and "attractive" but the prostitute looked like she was on crack with her how she aged and she's a prostitute. there's no point in being in a relationship with a prostitute. a stripper, ok. a prostitute, no.

Not everyone desires a virgin DyhArd. I'm sure your tastes will change as you get older and wiser.
 

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I'll defend hockey all day.

Who's next?
 

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I call 60 minutes of movement more action than 11 minutes of action with 49 minutes of standing around while the clock runs.

Football is a sophisticated sport...you have to understand the nuances... God I can't even write this with a straight face, :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
 

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I mean, I get that she's young and "attractive" but the prostitute looked like she was on crack with her how she aged and she's a prostitute. there's no point in being in a relationship with a prostitute. a stripper, ok. a prostitute, no.

Because you know what it's going to cost you up front and she goes away when you're done.
 

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I mean, I get that she's young and "attractive" but the prostitute looked like she was on crack with her how she aged and she's a prostitute. there's no point in being in a relationship with a prostitute. a stripper, ok. a prostitute, no.

Why would you want to be in a relationship with a stripper?
 

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Football is a sophisticated sport...you have to understand the nuances... God I can't even write this with a straight face, :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:


It's refreshing to know that as a football fan, you can still be perceptive to things that actually make sense.

And for that, I applaud you.
 

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Why would you want to be in a relationship with a stripper?

Dy hard, Who the hell is talking about a relationship? This was most assuredly a business transaction.
 

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Not everyone desires a virgin DyhArd. I'm sure your tastes will change as you get older and wiser.

I understand that. my point is why would you be in a relationship with a prostitute who's still prostituting around? it's not like she used to be one and now stopped, she still is one! if I'm dating someone, I don't want them fucking or sucking anybody except me. I don't care if they're getting paid or not, they better only be fucking and sucking me
 

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Movement doesn't equate to action.

It absolutely does. Guys aren't just skating around aimlessly. They are getting into lanes to take passes, positioning themselves for defense, etc... when the puck is nowhere near them.

Football players are scratching their junk and walking around with their hands on their hips while they gasp for breath after a 2 second play. Bunch of fat bastards.....
 
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