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that doesn't make sense to me

Then try this one on for size. Some old man I worked with in my 20s, if you said "What?", would say, "Chicken butt! Turn around and take a suck!"
 

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some weird phrases out there…

but for some reason, my laptop has been excessively loud all day and I can't figure out what the reason for that is.
 

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Recovery is going slower than usual. But there is progress. Did a little walking yesterday.

that's certainly a good sign though, it's hard watching someone you love fight through something like that. my prayers are with you my friend
 

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Then try this one on for size. Some old man I worked with in my 20s, if you said "What?", would say, "Chicken butt! Turn around and take a suck!"

used to work with an old guy that would start a story first thing in the morning, everytime you'd see him he'd tell you more. building up to what you thought was the whole point and suddenly would stop, shake his head and say "yep, that's how it used to be"
 

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used to work with an old guy that would start a story first thing in the morning, everytime you'd see him he'd tell you more. building up to what you thought was the whole point and suddenly would stop, shake his head and say "yep, that's how it used to be"

That's fucking hilarious. I might borrow that just to piss people off. :laugh3:
 

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that doesn't make sense to me
I think it was that old man, or maybe another old man that explained it to me like this....because I didn`t get it either.

Back in one of the wars, prisoners would usually just get fish heads to eat... that was pretty much it, fish heads with a fuck you....so fuck`em and feed em fish heads, it got to be a saying for people you didn`t like, or didn`t want to do anything for.
 

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used to work with an old guy that would start a story first thing in the morning, everytime you'd see him he'd tell you more. building up to what you thought was the whole point and suddenly would stop, shake his head and say "yep, that's how it used to be"
Ha! I like that!
 

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Yes...that is just as important...though I understand wolf shit is outstanding.

(for fertilizer....geez, you creeps)

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

my first thought was Cheech & Chong, guess that shows either my age or attitude :laugh3:
 
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