Outhouse to Penthouse.

[williewilliejuan]

Vacation starting for me Fri Morning. Can't get here soon enough.

Where are you headed?

 

[Macho Row]

Where are you headed?

Philly

 

[williewilliejuan]

Elitist. This is some serious shit. I think my house is being haunted by a Spanish speaking soul. Every time I turn on the TV it's tele fucking mundo. I need a Spanish speaker whos about to die to come ask these bastards to leave.

I guess I'll just roll with plan B. I'll choke myself out, leave my body and start yelling "I.C.E.! Immigration!" and hope that scares the fuckers off. And hope the AED batteries aren't dead.

Just leave a trail of Bud Light Cheladas out the door and they'll follow it. Bud Light and Clamato is irresistible.

 

[CusswordJim]

Elitist. This is some serious shit. I think my house is being haunted by a Spanish speaking soul. Every time I turn on the TV it's tele fucking mundo. I need a Spanish speaker whos about to die to come ask these bastards to leave.

I guess I'll just roll with plan B. I'll choke myself out, leave my body and start yelling "I.C.E.! Immigration!" and hope that scares the fuckers off. And hope the AED batteries aren't dead.

I think after 18 beers....I have the ability to teleport! I kept showing up at diferent places in my house over the weekend with no memory of walking there....teleportation is the only answer that makes sense!

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Elitist. This is some serious shit. I think my house is being haunted by a Spanish speaking soul. Every time I turn on the TV it's tele fucking mundo. I need a Spanish speaker whos about to die to come ask these bastards to leave.

I guess I'll just roll with plan B. I'll choke myself out, leave my body and start yelling "I.C.E.! Immigration!" and hope that scares the fuckers off. And hope the AED batteries aren't dead.

Buy an INS Cap. That should do the trick.

 

[Canuck eh?]

Buy an INS Cap. That should do the trick.

Or a lawnmower and put them in the yard.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I think after 18 beers....I have the ability to teleport! I kept showing up at diferent places in my house over the weekend with no memory of walking there....teleportation is the only answer that makes sense!

Morning Jimmy, did you have a good nap?

 

[BM.]

Or a lawnmower and put them in the yard.

They are already there because of his milkshake.

 

[Backroads]

Any of your gardeners on the verge of death?

I am afraid to go to my garden now....or get the mail

 

[CusswordJim]

Morning Jimmy, did you have a good nap?

G`morning. I guess I did...but not enough....I just got up long enough to eat a bite and piss, I`m laying back down.

 

[CusswordJim]

I am afraid to go to my garden now....or get the mail

 

[Canuck eh?]

G`morning. I guess I did...but not enough....I just got up long enough to eat a bite and piss, I`m laying back down.

A solid plan.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I am afraid to go to my garden now....or get the mail

Invite BM over. He'll "clean up" for you.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Where are you headed?

Down to the dreaded traffic bumper game, LA. Used to live there for 9 years and still have a ton of buds living the dream in that traffic nightmare. Love everything else about So Cal except that. Here in the Central Coast I never have to deal with that bull shit.

Philly

Ha! Hitting that crack pipe a little early this morning?

I am afraid to go to my garden now....or get the mail

LMAO. Go whisper to your homo veggies... I dare ya...

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Invite BM over. He'll "clean up" for you.

Nice

 

[BM.]

Invite BM over. He'll "clean up" for you.

So jealous.

 

[Backroads]

Down to the dreaded traffic bumper game, LA. Used to live there for 9 years and still have a ton of buds living the dream in that traffic nightmare. Love everything else about So Cal except that. Here in the Central Coast I never have to deal with that bull shit.




Ha! Hitting that crack pipe a little early this morning?



LMAO. Go whisper to your homo veggies... I dare ya...

too hard to post on a kindle...get back to you when we land in Detroit

 

[Caliskinsfan]

too hard to post on a kindle...get back to you when we land in Detroit

I await with baited breath

 

[williewilliejuan]

Down to the dreaded traffic bumper game, LA. Used to live there for 9 years and still have a ton of buds living the dream in that traffic nightmare. Love everything else about So Cal except that. Here in the Central Coast I never have to deal with that shit.

Like anything, you learn to live with it. I try not to leave Pasadena if I can help it.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Like anything, you learn to live with it. I try not to leave Pasadena if I can help it.

I lived west of the 405 so it wasn't that bad until I had to travel for work. Since I worked for The Cheesecake Factory while in LA, and had to drop into multiple restaurants for visits, traffic proved the worst part of my workday...