OT: Why the Fuck is this Popular?

[elocomotive]

So that explains why the NHL is still locked out. Gotta get your priorities straight, horseman, so get back in there and start negotiating. See, my theory is that IPW is actually Gary Bettman. Evidence times!

1. He frequently makes 100! and such type posts, taking credit despite not adding anything valuable to the discussion. Gary Bettman gets paid lots of money, despite not adding anything valuable to the NHL.
2. Whenever he posts a .gif, I burst out laughing. Whenever Gary Bettman says "I think <unimportant rest of sentence>," I burst out laughing.
3. Gary Bettman is probably receiving about 100 of pounds of hate mail per day with the lockout looming. IPW can lift 100 pounds over his head.

Honestly, if that proof were any more ironclad I'd have to call it the USS Monitor.

Nice 19th century warships reference! Where's the rep button... hmmm...

 

[IPostedWhat]

I was gonna ask why it wasn't a horseo. Fuck camels.

Fuck camels? You ever take a look at Joe Camel? If anything, Camels fuck YOU!

So that explains why the NHL is still locked out. Gotta get your priorities straight, horseman, so get back in there and start negotiating. See, my theory is that IPW is actually Gary Bettman. Evidence times!

1. He frequently makes 100! and such type posts, taking credit despite not adding anything valuable to the discussion. Gary Bettman gets paid lots of money, despite not adding anything valuable to the NHL.
2. Whenever he posts a .gif, I burst out laughing. Whenever Gary Bettman says "I think <unimportant rest of sentence>," I burst out laughing.
3. Gary Bettman is probably receiving about 100 of pounds of hate mail per day with the lockout looming. IPW can lift 100 pounds over his head.

Honestly, if that proof were any more ironclad I'd have to call it the USS Monitor.

You forgot that we have both shared a bed with Sidney Crosby, and we have never been in your kitchen.

 

[Vadered]

Fuck camels? You ever take a look at Joe Camel? If anything Camels fuck YOU!





You forgot that we have both shared a bed with Sidney Crosby, and we have never been in your kitchen.

Wait, if you haven't been in my kitchen, who's that guy that sneaks in every night and eats all my carrots?

 

[IPostedWhat]

who's that guy that sneaks in every night and eats all my carrots?

An asshole from the sound of it.

 

[Vadered]

An asshole from the sound of it.

No, I'm in Minnesota. Raffi Torres lives down in Arizona.

 

[IPostedWhat]

No, I'm in Minnesota. Raffi Torres lives down in Arizona.

Yeah, but the SOB sure does commute well.

 

[Vadered]

Yeah, but the SOB sure does commute well.

Probably just passing through on his way to Seattle, HEYOOOOO.

Seriously the best part about the lockout is that Torres' suspension might end up being half a season. The worst part about it is that TORRES' SUSPENSION MIGHT END UP BEING HALF A FUCKING SEASON.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Probably just passing through on his way to Seattle, HEYOOOOO.

Seriously the best part about the lockout is that Torres' suspension might end up being half a season. The worst part about it is that TORRES' SUSPENSION MIGHT END UP BEING HALF A FUCKING SEASON.

 

[Vadered]

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, ladies and gentlemen. The movie so bad it went past being so bad it's good, past being so bad it's wrapped around again to bad, past even being so bad it's so bad it's good. THIS MOVIE HIT THE SO BAD IT'S SO BAD IT'S BAD TRIFECTA, FOLKS.

Seriously that movie was goddamn awful.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Fuck camels? You ever take a look at Joe Camel? If anything, Camels fuck YOU!





You forgot that we have both shared a bed with Sidney Crosby, and we have never been in your kitchen.

I call bullshit, Mario is an alpha dog, he would never let Bettman in bed with his prize trophy wife.

 

[awaz]

So that explains why the NHL is still locked out. Gotta get your priorities straight, horseman, so get back in there and start negotiating. See, my theory is that IPW is actually Gary Bettman. Evidence times!

1. He frequently makes 100! and such type posts, taking credit despite not adding anything valuable to the discussion. Gary Bettman gets paid lots of money, despite not adding anything valuable to the NHL.
2. Whenever he posts a .gif, I burst out laughing. Whenever Gary Bettman says "I think <unimportant rest of sentence>," I burst out laughing.
3. Gary Bettman is probably receiving about 100 of pounds of hate mail per day with the lockout looming. IPW can lift 100 pounds over his head.

Honestly, if that proof were any more ironclad I'd have to call it the USS Monitor.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I call bullshit, Mario is an alpha dog, he would never let Bettman in bed with his prize trophy wife.

Mario? Who do you think was the one who took this picture?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Mario? Who do you think was the one who took this picture?

Oh my God, is that Bettman in bed with a young Italian girl??? Finally we have the proof we need!

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Probably just passing through on his way to Seattle, HEYOOOOO.

Seriously the best part about the lockout is that Torres' suspension might end up being half a season. The worst part about it is that TORRES' SUSPENSION MIGHT END UP BEING HALF A FUCKING SEASON.

And NOBODY in the Phoenix area has even noticed the NHL is in a lockout.

 

[DevilishWon]

Why the Fuck is this Popular?

'cause it's Friday!

 

[Darkstone42]

And NOBODY in the Phoenix area has even noticed the NHL is in a lockout.

Hey now!

 

[elocomotive]

And NOBODY in the Phoenix area has even noticed the NHL is in a lockout.

Surprisingly, attendance is actually up 12%.

 

[dare2be]

Surprisingly, attendance is actually up 12%.

Well, duh. DS moved there.

 

[Darkstone42]

Well, duh. DS moved there.

I'm the other 12%.