OT What do you want to be when you grow up?

[HonusWagner66]

I refuse to grow up...

 

[BOSSMANPC]

i wanna be the athletic trainer for the pittsburgh penguins! but...i'm a girl so the chances are that'll never happen

Not so pix. There are female athletic trainers in a few sports.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

i wanna be the athletic trainer for the pittsburgh penguins! but...i'm a girl so the chances are that'll never happen

not with THAT attitude it won't

 

[pixburgher66]

Not so pix. There are female athletic trainers in a few sports.

i'd have to break down a lot of barriers to get there in the NHL especially. i've seen them in MLB and NFL, but there's not a one in the NHL. i'd gladly pioneer that avenue! lemme just call up mario...

in all seriousness, it's a dream of mine, but i'm keeping my options open because that's a big mountain to climb, and it'd take years experience and working through juniors, ECHL, AHL, just to get there.

 

[HonusWagner66]

i wanna be the athletic trainer for the pittsburgh penguins! but...i'm a girl so the chances are that'll never happen

You can certainly do that. Just be prepared to earn 70 percent of what your male counterparts do...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I want to be Kate Beckinsale's bicycle seat.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

i'd have to break down a lot of barriers to get there in the NHL especially. i've seen them in MLB and NFL, but there's not a one in the NHL. i'd gladly pioneer that avenue! lemme just call up mario...

in all seriousness, it's a dream of mine, but i'm keeping my options open because that's a big mountain to climb, and it'd take years experience and working through juniors, ECHL, AHL, just to get there.

It may take a while but it can be done. Good luck pix.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I want to be Kate Beckinsale's bicycle seat.

Humina Humina

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I want to be Kate Beckinsale's bicycle seat.
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unless she rides everyday, I'd settle for a short lifecycle as her bath soap

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

unless she rides everyday, I'd settle for a short lifecycle as her bath soap

I rememebr reading in Maxim that she keeps her shapely ass and legs by riding her bicycle everyday, hence my choice. It may be temporary but I gigure I will get a year or two of her....

Ever since that article, this has been my stock answer to this question. It was hard to explain to my 5 year old cousin when he asked me at the dinner table one Thanksgiving. It was harder to explain to my grandmother.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I remember when I was younger and they would have the school shows that they would put on. When the kindergarten class was on stage, they asked them what they want to be when they grow up.

This one boy said that when he grows up, he wants to be a digger, but it sounded like he said something else.

You should of heard the gasps and seen the reactions of the crowd before the guy with the microphone said, "He wants to be a digger folks, a digger."

 

[ELYEAH82]

Whoa, You had better duck my friend because the "How many cups" replies are coming soon.

BTW, I would much rather look like Crosby than OV. He's a beast in more ways than one.

Reminds me of a joke, I might have actually heard it on here not entirely sure.

Man walks in to a bar orders an Alex Ovechkin.

Bartender says I have never heard of that, what is in it.

The man says it is a white russia, without a cup

 

[Comeds]

Eh....find the flaw. LOL I noticed a few years ago after I got out of the hospital for the same thing.

Hideous! j/k

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Eh....find the flaw. LOL I noticed a few years ago after I got out of the hospital for the same thing.

Hideous! j/k

Ha ha

Scars are sexy. I would scar myself for a make out session with her.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,

 

[Eddie_Shack]

i'd have to break down a lot of barriers to get there in the NHL especially. i've seen them in MLB and NFL, but there's not a one in the NHL. i'd gladly pioneer that avenue! lemme just call up mario...

in all seriousness, it's a dream of mine, but i'm keeping my options open because that's a big mountain to climb, and it'd take years experience and working through juniors, ECHL, AHL, just to get there.

Nothing a well placed potato can't fix.

 

[dash]

I want to be a prono actor...

 

[naslundfan19]

Toys R Us kid

 

[puckhead]

Eh....find the flaw.

the cigarette. sorry Kate. deal breaker.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

the cigarette. sorry Kate. deal breaker.

Not a fan either, but quite frankly, depending on how dirty she wants the get, she can put it out in my eye if that's what it takes.