OT: TREND ALERT!!!!!!!

[elocomotive]

So should I return this?

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I'd suggest you put it in the closet for 18 months, then wear it around the streets of Baltimore and prepare to get assaulted!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'd suggest you put it in the closet for 18 months, then wear it around the streets of Baltimore and prepare to get assaulted!

everything eventually comes back in style ... comeds gets murdered > rigor mortis > COMEDS IS PLANKING!!!!

 

[elocomotive]

^By women that is - because it will be such a fetching look. Poor omission on my part

 

[Comeds]

I can't lie to you guys. I don't have that sweater. Honestly mine is exactly the same except its short sleeved. Still disappointed in the lack of attention from the ladies.

 

[elocomotive]

I can't lie to you guys. I don't have that sweater. Honestly mine is exactly the same except its short sleeved. Still disappointed in the lack of attention from the ladies.

Well there's your problem right there, Comeds. Cut them sleeves off - suns out, guns out, broham.

Good thing you got a trend expert on your side!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

WEEE-OOOO WEEE-OOOOO WEEE-OOOO

This is becoming a real trend!!!



Sorry Elo, but really I just wanted to bump one of your classic threads to raise your spirits!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[dare2be]

Candidate? Or did he win it?

 

[elocomotive]

Sorry Elo, but really I just wanted to bump one of your classic threads to raise your spirits!!

 

[elocomotive]

pEEEAWWWWW PEWW PEWW pEW!! pEEEAWWWWW PEWW PEWW pEW



WEEE-DOO!!! WEEE-DOO!!! WEEED-DOOOO!!!!




WARNING! WE HAVE A LEVEL 4 TREND SITUATION.
SUSPECT: wanted for being awesome

Forget beezing! Forget planking! This puts them all to sha
me.

The choking game? What is this? Early 2015? lOSsers!!!!


Teens before today had to hide in their basement to get high. No more. Now kids can get the drug using right on their laptop in front of you.

it's called I-DOSING!

Look to your left, now look to your right. Chances are one of those people is i-dosing right now. Listening to songs in a way that have a psycho tropical feeling to them. Parents you have been warned. Don't let the picture below happen to this obviously 2016 teen.

 

[elocomotive]

ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!

TREND UPDATE COMING SOON!!!

 

[elocomotive]

Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa!

No time to escape before this trend EXPLODES - just give in to being consumed by the white hot flames of the hottest craze absolutely scorching the nation's youth! La flama blanca!!!

*****************************************************TREND COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU!!!***(****

Warning! This thread has more lens flares than a JJ Abrahms movie!!

We have a level 8 trend situation on our hands!!!! In half a decade of bringing you the latest in trends, this is our second hottest trend ever and ranks a PAISLEY on the color scale.

and listen. Or read I guess.

Anyhow... ladies prepare to get your socks wet and gentlemen prepare to head to the mall to pick up your:

BROMPER!!!!

No end in sight to this trend and expect to see EVERYONE wearing one - at work, at the pool, picking up your kids from daycare, at a BBQ, and even when going to the video store to rent a movie!!!

I'm even giving it my well-know "3-Year Guarantee." This shit is hotter than yo-yos in the 90s. Get on it, gents. Young guys, seniors, middle aged people, black guys, white guys, Asians (no Indians), people with one of those piss bags you have to carry around or dudes missing a finger. EVERYONE should get on top of this (again, not Indian people, sorry I don't make the rules I just report on them).

 

[KennyBanyeah]

At first I was reading this thread while eating lunch and I was like:

Then I read further and saw your anti-subcontinentism and I was like:

 

[Comeds]

Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa!

No time to escape before this trend EXPLODES - just give in to being consumed by the white hot flames of the hottest craze absolutely scorching the nation's youth! La flama blanca!!!

*****************************************************TREND COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU!!!***(****

Warning! This thread has more lens flares than a JJ Abrahms movie!!

We have a level 8 trend situation on our hands!!!! In half a decade of bringing you the latest in trends, this is our second hottest trend ever and ranks a PAISLEY on the color scale.

and listen. Or read I guess.

Anyhow... ladies prepare to get your socks wet and gentlemen prepare to head to the mall to pick up your:

BROMPER!!!!

No end in sight to this trend and expect to see EVERYONE wearing one - at work, at the pool, picking up your kids from daycare, at a BBQ, and even when going to the video store to rent a movie!!!

I'm even giving it my well-know "3-Year Guarantee." This shit is hotter than yo-yos in the 90s. Get on it, gents. Young guys, seniors, middle aged people, black guys, white guys, Asians (no Indians), people with one of those piss bags you have to carry around or dudes missing a finger. EVERYONE should get on top of this (again, not Indian people, sorry I don't make the rules I just report on them).

I'm in. You're sure there is no age limit to this trend? I do not want to look like the stupidest mid 40s person in town.

 

[Darkstone42]

Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa! Ahhhhhhhhuuuuuuugaaa!

No time to escape before this trend EXPLODES - just give in to being consumed by the white hot flames of the hottest craze absolutely scorching the nation's youth! La flama blanca!!!

*****************************************************TREND COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU!!!***(****

Warning! This thread has more lens flares than a JJ Abrahms movie!!

We have a level 8 trend situation on our hands!!!! In half a decade of bringing you the latest in trends, this is our second hottest trend ever and ranks a PAISLEY on the color scale.

and listen. Or read I guess.

Anyhow... ladies prepare to get your socks wet and gentlemen prepare to head to the mall to pick up your:

BROMPER!!!!

No end in sight to this trend and expect to see EVERYONE wearing one - at work, at the pool, picking up your kids from daycare, at a BBQ, and even when going to the video store to rent a movie!!!

I'm even giving it my well-know "3-Year Guarantee." This shit is hotter than yo-yos in the 90s. Get on it, gents. Young guys, seniors, middle aged people, black guys, white guys, Asians (no Indians), people with one of those piss bags you have to carry around or dudes missing a finger. EVERYONE should get on top of this (again, not Indian people, sorry I don't make the rules I just report on them).

Goodness, eloco, you're slipping. This trend started like 4 months ago.

You only have like six jobs around here. Get on it.

 

[elocomotive]

Goodness, eloco, you're slipping. This trend started like 4 months ago.

Spoiler

The trend of being late to trends is not unique to this one posting. Shhhh.. don't tell anyone. It's part of the bit.

 

[Darkstone42]

Spoiler

The trend of being late to trends is not unique to this one posting. Shhhh.. don't tell anyone. It's part of the bit.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Your excuse makes perfect sense, but I reject it anyway, just for you.

 

[elocomotive]

You only have like six jobs around here. Get on it.

Trend expert
Anti-fighting advocate
Banner production
Stooge for bald/lawyer jokes
Taking Cheap Shots at Pittsburgh Residents

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General Buffoonery?

 

[dash]

Make sure to hide the latest trends in your signature line because eloco doesn't read those.

 

[Darkstone42]

Trend expert
Anti-fighting advocate
Banner production
Stooge for bald/lawyer jokes
Taking Cheap Shots at Pittsburgh Residents

...

...

General Buffoonery?

Oh man, you actually do have six jobs around here.

Spoiler: Arrrrr

It's a shame your seventh job was eliminated when the a certain sea-farer was laid off, you know, being our liaison to him.