OT: TREND ALERT!!!!!!!

[IPostedWhat]

The how I never met your mother and had kids trend!

 

[pixburgher66]

The how I never met your mother and had kids trend!

Why? I mean...I'm pretty certain that's a guy doing that to himself, right? I mean...just...why?


Fun story: one of my coworkers worked wrestling as an AT, and part of the deal is having to administer pee tests, and you have to "supervise". So, one kid was taking a suspect amount of time to go, and he seemed to be shifty...but you have someone watching your back as you pee. So, after awhile, my coworker approaches him, and the kid turns into the trough, says he's almost done. Coworker says, fine, backs off, thinking something shady is occurring. The kid hands him the cup, and it's clear. Coworker says "this came from you?" "Yeah." "really?" "Yeah." "Okay..." *dips in test strip* Obviously, the strip said it was not urine. So, coworker tells kid's coach, coach reams the kid out......the kid had taped an eye dropper filled with water to his penis. Commitment to cheating, right there.

 

[elocomotive]

Why? I mean...I'm pretty certain that's a guy doing that to himself, right? I mean...just...why?


Fun story: one of my coworkers worked wrestling as an AT, and part of the deal is having to administer pee tests, and you have to "supervise". So, one kid was taking a suspect amount of time to go, and he seemed to be shifty...but you have someone watching your back as you pee. So, after awhile, my coworker approaches him, and the kid turns into the trough, says he's almost done. Coworker says, fine, backs off, thinking something shady is occurring. The kid hands him the cup, and it's clear. Coworker says "this came from you?" "Yeah." "really?" "Yeah." "Okay..." *dips in test strip* Obviously, the strip said it was not urine. So, coworker tells kid's coach, coach reams the kid out......the kid had taped an eye dropper filled with water to his penis. Commitment to cheating, right there.

They have drugs for "slow stream." I'm not sure they've developed them yet for "penis and testicles blown off by firecrackers."

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Why? I mean...I'm pretty certain that's a guy doing that to himself, right? I mean...just...why?

Cheaper than the sex change surgery?

 

[dare2be]

Cheaper than the sex change surgery?

Gene pool therapy?

 

[Comeds]

That might have been a fun emergency room visit. "Now how did this happen?"

Years ago there was a video called 'jar squatter' that was used similar to '2 girls 1 cup' in that there were a lot of reaction shots. Well that terrible video featured just what the title implies and just about when he is completely on the jar it breaks, much of it inside him. That would have been a fun ER visit.

 

[elocomotive]

That might have been a fun emergency room visit. "Now how did this happen?"

Years ago there was a video called 'jar squatter' that was used similar to '2 girls 1 cup' in that there were a lot of reaction shots. Well that terrible video featured just what the title implies and just about when he is completely on the jar it breaks, much of it inside him. That would have been a fun ER visit.

Ohhhhh, I don't feel so good. Making me spit out food isn't enough, eh Comeds? Now you're trying to withdraw it from inside me. Damn your necromancy!

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[Comeds]

You're welcome!

 

[Phantomphan]

Gene pool therapy?

Darwin Award candidate at least.

 

[Phantomphan]

L

 

[dare2be]

M

 

[IPostedWhat]

Stealing CRT TV's from an outside patio trend?

 

[DevilishWon]

This thread is on fire!

it probably should be....

 

[IPostedWhat]

ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!!

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[elocomotive]

Crosby looks fat.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Crosby looks fat.

 

[dare2be]

Too much skin. NSF...anyone.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Too much skin. NSF...anyone.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Here is a pic of Biznasty's Ice Bucket Challenge.

I guess the video is being posted tomorrow?