OT: Tokyo Olympics thread

[puckhead]

 

[Judge Fudge]

Was this posted earlier?

Respect

 

[Judge Fudge]

I think theyre just feigning surprise that nbc doesnt care about womens soccer lmao

It's all about the green. NBC sees no money in this matchup because American head in American ass, so Fuck' em

 

[Judge Fudge]

Something needs to be done about Belarus but I have no authority to do anything

 

[puckhead]

Something needs to be done about Belarus but I have no authority to do anything

I just hope Grandma will be OK, since Reuters kindly outed her as the person who tipped off the athlete.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He sure did finish that 1500m with a bang

 

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He sure did finish that 1500m with a bang

No need to have any voting for the Lou Marsh this year, just give it to Damian right now.

 

[Judge Fudge]

He sure did finish that 1500m with a bang

It's true now. Donovan Warner is the Terminator

 

[jstewismybastardson]

No need to have any voting for the Lou Marsh this year, just give it to Damian right now.

Hows lance strolls car running lately?


/andre still has a shot at medal #3 of these games

 

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Also, I guess Grange deserves some credit for not deleting this tweet even though it's a horrible take.

 

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andre still has a shot at medal #3 of these games

That's true - Kind of crazy that Warner would have won the bronze medal with his long jump in the decathlon though.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Also, I guess Grange deserves some credit for not deleting this tweet even though it's a horrible take.

Shouldnt that jackass be busy writing a love letter to kyle lowry like the rest of the toronto media?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Theyre showing speedwalking on cbc and some dude stopped and was looking for a toilet lmao


/dude was the world record holder lol

 

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Theyre showing speedwalking on cbc and some dude stopped and was looking for a toilet lmao


/dude was the world record holder lol

Is it wrong that I'm still mad at Japan for cheating Dunfee out of a bronze in Rio?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Is it wrong that I'm still mad at Japan for cheating Dunfee out of a bronze in Rio?

He was ok with it … so you should be too lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Theyre showing speedwalking on cbc and some dude stopped and was looking for a toilet lmao


/dude was the world record holder lol

The thing about is … how could they tell he was looking for a toilet … or just doing regular speedwalking heh

 

[puckhead]

Theyre showing speedwalking on cbc and some dude stopped and was looking for a toilet lmao


/dude was the world record holder lol

aren't they supposed to just shit themselves on the move?
maybe that's marathoners.

fuck it, that's why i don't exercise

 

[puckhead]

the cat Olympic Games
dismount could use some work.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

aren't they supposed to just shit themselves on the move?
maybe that's marathoners.

fuck it, that's why i don't exercise

The speedwalking gait must put their sphincters on full pucker


/take it from me, trail running in wooded areas is your solution … it can be a breath of fresh air … or not

 

[forty_three]

aren't they supposed to just shit themselves on the move?
maybe that's marathoners.

fuck it, that's why i don't exercise

It's why I ride bicycles. Once that seat fuses to your tuckus ain't NOTHING comin' out til you pry yourself off.