OT - This one's for you DS...

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I heard that teacher was also cross-eyed and had no control over her pupils...

 

[IPostedWhat]

I heard that the math teach was arrogant but finally ate a slice of humble pi.

 

[juliansteed]

I heard the teacher was very MEAN!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This repeating decimal could go on forever.

 

[IPostedWhat]

He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

 

[sbb122]

I heard he had to be a math teacher because he wasn't cut out to be a principle...

 

[sbb122]

The common denominator of this thread is that we are all fucked up...

 

[juliansteed]

Yes there isn't exactly a normal distribution of brain cells here.

 

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The common denominator of this thread is that we are all fucked up...

I went to a tough school, the teacher asked a student what comes at the end of a sentence. The student answered, "An appeal".

/apologies to Rodney

 

[juliansteed]

Time for some old school classic calculator humour. Who remembers this one?

There was 1 girl and 5000 guys (1+5000)
The girl fucked each guy 7 times X 7

The girl is =

Turn the calculator upside-down and you'll read a word that describes that girl.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Those FBI dudes sound like they're a little obtuse.

 

[dash]

Those FBI dudes sound like they're a little obtuse.

It all comes down to a simple choice - Get busy living or get busy dividing...

 

[Automattic]

I heard the teacher was very MEAN!

Nah, she was AVERAGE.

 

[puckhead]

there are 10 types of people in this world.




those who understand binary, and those who don't

 

[Cmon_WTF]

I don't think we're getting the right angle on this story.

 

[dare2be]

DS is suspiciously absent from this thread. While he may not have been the one arrested, his disappearance may be asymptotic of a bigger word problem.

 

[Automattic]

DS doesn't need to be in here. He can math in his sleep!

 

[dare2be]

I graphed out loud at this thread.

GOL

 

[dare2be]

there are 10 types of people in this world.




those who understand binary, and those who don't

I own a t-shirt with that on it. There are always only 2 distinct reactions to it. A laugh, or "I don't get it"

 

[Automattic]

I own a t-shirt with that on it. There are always only 2 distinct reactions to it. A laugh, or "I don't get it"

Let it go man...I already admitted that I'm stoopid!