OT: This is so freaking COOL!

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Attaboy Ricky (lol)

 

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Ricky's wife: Hey Ricky, does this outfit make me look fat?
Ricky: It doesn't make you look fat, but it doesn't make you look thin either.

 

[Darkstone42]

"So, what are Matt Hasselbeck's injuries?"

"Well, there are two. One to his entire body, and the other to his age."

 

[KennyBanyeah]

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Beat up from the feet up? LOL.

At least he didn't say he was assed up from the calves up.

 

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Matt Hasselbeck circa 2003: "We'll take the ball and we're gonna score."
Matt Hasselbeck circa 2015: "Give someone else the ball cause I'm too sore"

 

[higgyfan4]

 

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Not really cool, but hockey related.

Officers received a complaint Saturday about the man during a minor hockey game in Ste. Anne, southeast of Winnipeg.

Marc Robichaud, chief of the town’s police department, says the machine was striking the rink’s boards and moving erratically around the ice.

An officer spoke with the driver between periods of the game, then placed him under arrest.

Manitoba Zamboni operator arrested at hockey game for impaired driving

 

[elocomotive]

I'll always love Hasselbeck for this commercial when they asked players when they knew they "had arrived" in the NFL...

 

[esls79]

Not really cool, but hockey related.

Officers received a complaint Saturday about the man during a minor hockey game in Ste. Anne, southeast of Winnipeg.

Marc Robichaud, chief of the town’s police department, says the machine was striking the rink’s boards and moving erratically around the ice.

An officer spoke with the driver between periods of the game, then placed him under arrest.

Manitoba Zamboni operator arrested at hockey game for impaired driving

An officer should be speaking with the driver during the period as he isn't operating the machine at that time.

 

[forty_three]

 

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Kick save and a beauty!

 

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Taco restaurant turns security cam footage into a commercial.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

What in the actual fuck???

 

[Comeds]

What in the actual fuck???

Wow, the poor bird probably thought it was safe......this is how it begins.

I'll miss WW.

 

[Comeds]

5 yard penalty, running into the kicker.

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]

Has a game of monopoly ever ended any other way?

 

[forty_three]

Do you want to get stabbed to death and buried in your backyard? Because that's how you get stabbed to death and buried in your back yard.

 

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Merry Christmas!