Been looking around at the supposed traditional gifts for 19th wedding Anniversary.
So far I have seen it listed as Jade, Bronze and Chili Peppers.
This is going to be impossible. I guess I need to find an Asian Pr0nstar with nice tan in a Red Hot Chili Peppers T-shirt.
Think of the hilarity when she shows up with an Asian pr0nstar with a nice tan in a Red Hot Chili Peppers T-shirt. You two will laugh for years afterward.
EDIT: She might not understand when you shout "MATTOLA'D!" though.
After back-to-back shutouts, is that gif symbolic of the Pittsburgh Penguins looking around for a fuck to give?
If her name is Sara see if you can hunt down an single of the Starship classic "Sara". Maybe an extended cut. I bet all Saras or Sarahs love that song.
If her name is Jill see if you can hunt down an single of the Iggy Pop classic "Pumpin' For Jill". Maybe an extended cut. I bet all Jills love that song.
If her name is Lola, Celestial Seasonings has some really nice gift baskets.