OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[Winged_Wheel88]

My sympathies with all who pore over these last few posts.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm going to take a small break and freshen my breath with an ointmentos.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm itching to join in on this, but... (facebalm)

I think we've only just scratched the surface - No way we can stop at a shingles post.

Oh so we are breaking out the puns now.

Puns tend to boil up all the time around here.

All these horrible puns are making me see red spots before my eyes.

Skin condition jokes? Really? This stuff isn't funny guys.

This punning on any topic, regardless of how sensitive, is out of line.

You all need to cease and de-cyst immediately.

A pox on anyone who doesn't like puns.

This stuff puts a blemish on an otherwise fine board.

This can't go on for ever though. Tumour and then we're done!!


/too far?

Exactly. Why blemish our pun perfection?

EDIT: Mattola'd Comeds

These measle-y puns are the best we can do?

Nobody's gonna break my stridex...

The end is liniment.

/yes, too far

My sympathies with all who pore over these last few posts.

I'm going to take a small break and freshen my breath with an ointmentos.

When we started down this slippery slope, one has to stop and ask himself - just wart were we all thinking of?

 

[Darkstone42]

A psychologist studying pun addictions would need only visit this board to flesh out all the answers.

 

[dare2be]

Alright, confession time. Who else shares these pun runs with their wife/SO?

 

[dash]

Alright, confession time. Who else shares these pun runs with their wife/SO?

Heck, it's 75% of my repertoire. The other 25% consists of the following phrases:

"Yes"
"You're right"
"Sorry"

 

[mattola]

Heck, it's 75% of my repertoire. The other 25% consists of the following phrases:

"Yes"
"You're right"
"Sorry"

If I didnt use those three phrases alot I would be skinned alive

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Alright, confession time. Who else shares these pun runs with their wife/SO?

Sort of. I don't share the whole thing but I'll try to work some material into conversations/witty exchanges.

 

[forty_three]

Alright, confession time. Who else shares these pun runs with their wife/SO?

I will have to try that. My repertoire usually consists of answering her questions in the voice of a beloved cartoon character like Bullwinkle or Marvin the Martian.

 

[forty_three]

Now where did I park my car?

Oh and those railroad tracks are still in use, going to be a mess tomorrow.

Holy crap

 

[elocomotive]

It's kind of awesome that several of those cars just slid down, still upright, and still parked in line with one another.

Good nobody was hurt.

 

[IPostedWhat]

It's kind of awesome that several of those cars just slid down, still upright, and still parked in line with one another.

And here I thought it was a new sensation sweeping across the Country called "Park-our".

 

[elocomotive]

And here I thought it was a new sensation sweeping across the Country called "Park-our".

Lol - so bad, but so good.

 

[forty_three]

And here I thought it was a new sensation sweeping across the Country called "Park-our".

Not trying to handicap the race, but that one hit the spot.

 

[Comeds]

It's kind of awesome that several of those cars just slid down, still upright, and still parked in line with one another.

Good nobody was hurt.

Yeah, some of the cars look like if you could get them out without doing any damage then they might be fine or close to it.

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

 

[Darkstone42]

xkcd: xkcd Phone

 

[SLY]

Russian Turbo Polka Metal

Just press play.

 

[Darkstone42]

That was pretty awesome.