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I hate wasps as well.. never been stung, but those evil creatures are #1 on my fear list...
A few years ago we had a warm spring in Sweden (not very common) so I had my kitchen window open all the time, day and night. (I lived on the 4th floor and there was no way to climb up so no worries about break-ins). I was very busy during that period so I wasn't at home very much. After about three weeks I noticed something hanging in the kitchen window curtain.. a fucking wasps nest. My adrenaline started pumping. I went to the closet and put on my winter jacket, thick gloves, ski goggles and a hat. When finally getting my nerves in check I grabbed a plastic container with a lid and closed it over the curtain and got the nest. With the nest trapped in the container I shook it to see if there were any wasp getting pissed off, but there were none to be found. At least I got a memorable evening out of it.
I had one about that same size in a closed patio table umbrella. We were going to have company so I went out to open the umbrella and immediately there were a bunch of wasps flying around. Its amazing how many of them can be in small nests.