evolver115
Garage League
wonder how many altar boys got to ride the crotch rocket?
/catholics come home!!!
wonder how many altar boys got to ride the crotch rocket?
/catholics come home!!!
wonder how many altar boys got to ride the crotch rocket?
upon reflection (and confession) I may have come across as being just a bit harsh towards the catholic faith in the posts above
I think Pope Frankie is doing an excellent job trying to transition away from the financial corruption that has plagued the church and is trying his hardest to bring the church and faith back to the people, most importantly the poor. Still got lots to do in terms of reconciliation for the deviant crimes that many involved in the church have committed or abbedded
/just in case hey-zeus is truly watching
"Over the weekend the current Pope and the former Pope had lunch together. The waiter who served them said they spent the whole time bitching about their boss." –Conan O'Brien
"The former Pope got together today with the new Pope for a Pope reunion special. They referred to each other as New Pope and Pope Classic." –Craig Ferguson
"As you know, we have a new Pope. He is Pope Francis of Argentina. He is a 76-year-old man with only one lung. This could be just the burst of youth and vitality the Catholic Church needs." –Jay Leno
"The new Pope had part of a lung removed when he was a teenager. I knew those Catholic school nuns were really mean, but I had no idea." –Jay Leno
"Pope Francis was the runner-up to Pope Benedict in the last election. And this time he got elected. You know what that means? There's still hope for Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno
"Pope Francis was a beloved cardinal in Argentina. He gave up all his worldly possessions. He gave up his house to live in a tiny apartment. He gave up his car to ride the bus. You know what that means? Right now every divorced guy is saying, 'I could have been Pope.'" –Jay Leno
"Everyone is still talking about the new Pope. It turns out that he used to be a high school chemistry teacher. Or as most people put it: 'Breaking Bad' spoiler alert!" –Jimmy Fallon
"Pope Francis actually put himself through school by working as a bouncer at a nightclub. Which will come in handy now that he's kind of the bouncer for Heaven." –Jimmy Fallon
"A bakery in New York is already selling cookies with a picture of the new Pope on them. Which is perfect for anyone who was hoping to feel even more guilty after eating a bunch of cookies." –Jimmy Fallon
"Pope Frank has wasted no time in reforming the church's image. For instance, our pope now no longer looks like he's out to crush the Rebel Alliance." –Stephen Colbert
"The new Pope was inaugurated earlier today. Did you watch the festivities? All of the world leaders were there. Joe Biden represented the United States. Germany was represented by Angela Merkel. And Dennis Rodman was there, of course." –David Letterman
i love what he is doing.
....
i love what he is doing.
almost makes me want to be catholic in a born again christian turned atheist sort of way....
This story is pretty neat:
Listen To The Adorable Voicemail Pope Francis Left For Some Nuns
Sorry if
i love what he is doing.
WARNING*********NSFW LANGUAGE
...and Android and Kindle and Windows Phone and...This app needs to come preloaded on every iPhone.
Horizon is a new video-recording app that'll eliminate portrait recording forever | TUAW - The Unofficial Apple Weblog