OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[Winged_Wheel88]

There's a mucus among us.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

In the metaphorical race of bad puns, this batch currently leads the race by a nose hair.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You don't have to be Nostrildamus to see where these puns are headed.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tweezers? I don't even nose her!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And with that, I lower the brim of my hat passed one eye down to my nose and take my leave.

 

[forty_three]

And with that, I lower the brim of my hat passed one eye down to my nose and take my leave.

You picked the worst one to end on.

 

[dare2be]

I bet that guy has one hell of a sinus headache.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Vadered]

This is why you MAP OUT YOUR ROUTE.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This is why you MAP OUT YOUR ROUTE.

"Keep straight on. TURN LEFT NOW!!!! Recalculating. Recalculating."

 

[forty_three]

This is why you MAP OUT YOUR ROUTE.

Yeah, first pass is ALWAYS slow. Then gun it second time around.

I just love the third guy falling into frame after the first two are down. WTF was he watching?

"Hmmmm, those two guys ahead of me just vanished. Oh well, FULL SPEED AHE-"

 

[xalbox]

It snot easy for him having to use twice the amount of tissue(s) for his noses.

 

[dare2be]

It snot easy for him having to use twice the amount of tissue(s) for his noses.

Wha..? I didn't see any of the bikers using any tissues.

Oh, now I get it.



I'll just say this: Pinocchio must be jelly.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[elocomotive]

Wonder if those guys destroyed their bikes. Guess they'll have to drop a few bills at the ol' (bike) factory.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How many Frisbees do you suppose they lost in an attempt to make that trick work?

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[mattola]