OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[forty_three]

New addition to the periodic table possibly coming soon.

That's cool in a kind of way.

Finally. VW has been working on this for a while:

TURBONIUM!

 

[Nasty_Magician]

New addition to the periodic table possibly coming soon.

That's cool in a kind of way.

Oh that's just a scam by the companies that make periodic table posters so they can sell a bunch more.

 

[dash]

Oh that's just a scam by the companies that make periodic table posters so they can sell a bunch more.

So you're saying it's not a noble effort?

 

[buffhockey]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So you're saying it's not a noble effort?

sorry dash ... im gonna start disliking puns ... its a real scourge and you borons need to stop




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[mattola]

please dont lead us down this path. Ill give you a nickle if you dont

 

[davnlaguna]

I dont get these "pun"
They must be outside my element

 

[Darkstone42]

New addition to the periodic table possibly coming soon.

That's cool in a kind of way.

They're probably just renaming one of the synthetic elements. Of course, that means someone made it stable enough to get it named after them, so that's kind of cool.

 

[Darkstone42]

sorry dash ... im gonna start disliking puns ... its a real scourge and you borons need to stop




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Uuh-O.


I know, I know, ununhexium is now called livermorium. I'm sorry, my pun is outdated...

Kind of like the plum pudding model of the atom.

 

[forty_three]

sorry dash ... im gonna start disliking puns ... its a real scourge and you borons need to stop




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Na. Punsters are real salt of the earth people.

 

[dare2be]

sorry dash ... im gonna start disliking puns ... its a real scourge and you borons need to stop




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Why should we listen to you? You can't even spell boson right.

 

[dash]

Why should we listen to you? You can't even spell boson right.

Ooh, burn.

 

[mattola]

bull 1 fuckers 0

 

[dash]

^

Yakity Sax?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

bull 1 fuckers 0

LOL.

Holy schneikes!!! That guy got launched!!

 

[mattola]

Bossmans WIFI?

 

[IndyAndy]

Found this this morning on Facebook:

ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE

From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.


The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person


And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

 

[dash]

^

That's terrific

 

[forty_three]

How cats wind up in shelters:

 

[dare2be]

Stupid cats. Redundant.