Started by the NHL General Board's own Jeff Sly, this may be the most epic thread ever started in SportsHoopla history:
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/sports-forum-general-discussion/80023-when-wiping.html
I chuckled at this response:
I take a shower after every shit. Don't judge me.
If I have the anal ring of death happening, I might be so inclined to take a shower.
All I know is, thank God for the internet and sports forums or else I'd have never known that my technique had been wrong all this time.
I fell into a anal ring of fire
I went down down down and the poop went higher
And it burns burns burns the ring of fire (ring of fire)
How can pooping on Jeff's windshield be wrong?
Yes, find out which way the wind is breaking first.
Yes, find out which way the wind is breaking first.