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A nonagenarian anal sex joke? C'mon man. Seventies is the top age for anal humor.

No, it was a joke based around the premise that a Parkinson's HJ would be amplified tenfold if you brought a bumpy dirt road into the mix. What kind of perv do you take me for?
 

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Your all pigs












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A nonagenarian anal sex joke? C'mon man. Seventies is the top age for anal humor.

oh man, thats sexy talk
nooonnnaaaaaaa.fapfapfapfapfap

there is no statute of limitations on anal humor

anal humor transcends time and space, as well as gender,
 

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because we turned a beautiful, touching, emotional story and turned it into a discussion of anal sex with a ninety year old?

I don't see the issue.
'Tis a natural progression, of course.




Besides... Eddie did it
 

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Oh




My




GOD!




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I can't stop marveling at the accuracy of this

The person who made this deserves the Nobel prize of Awesome.
 

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Sorry to interrupt, but I am watching the women's British Open on TV. Paula Creamer is wearing thigh high striped stockings and a very short white skirt.

I just thought I'd share that nugget.
 

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Sorry to interrupt, but I am watching the women's British Open on TV. Paula Creamer is wearing thigh high striped stockings and a very short white skirt.

I just thought I'd share that nugget.

hmmm.... how to segue from Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics to womens' golf without the family getting suspicious.
 

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hmmm.... how to segue from Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics to womens' golf without the family getting suspicious.

That is one awesome post puck and thus, rep points are awarded.
 

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heavens to murgatroid that's a nice tuckus, even. :D
 

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U gotta time things right and know when to switch channels when watching womens golf

Creamer good

The korean chick that looked like a cross between theo fleury and a dumptruck ... Not so good
 

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U5 soccer started up for my son last night

His instructor last night?

Tony waiters

Wha?
 

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I'm on the fringe of taking a stance on posts containing too many puns, and feel free to tell me to "get a grip", but this is no lie:

Nice looking watch.
 

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I'm on the fringe of taking a stance on posts containing too many puns, and feel free to tell me to "get a grip", but this is no lie:

Nice looking watch.
You snatched that pun out of nowhere.
 
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heavens to murgatroid that's a nice tuckus, even. :D

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The LPGA played their "fifth major" at a course about 10 miles from my old house. The McDonald's Championship at Bulle Rock. I went every year, and usually enjoyed the practice rounds the best.

Because you could get a spot right on the tee box. At the right place and time.

/CSB

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Yep. I took that photo.
 

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We can do that, we don't even have to have a reason...

 
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For the record, I didn't only take photos of luscious hindparts.

Michelle Wie.
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Yeah, that's David Leadbetter in the hat
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Brittany Lincicome. I actually walked with her dad one year. Really nice guy.
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To amplify Paula's assets, this is who she was playing with. Nancy Lopez.
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