OT: Target got got (de facto Bad Cyber Stuff thread)

[dash]

Like Monopoly, there isn't an unlimited supply of Get Out of Jail Free cards.

Unless it's Hoopopoly, where you can generate as many as you need.

 

[dare2be]

 

[DevilishWon]

I have an alibi.

Like the true professional you are my friend!

 

[dare2be]

The only thing keeping me from being a true data professional is my lack of skill in alibis.

 

[forty_three]

The only thing keeping me from being a true data professional is my lack of skill in alibis.

Today, I am a middle aged mother of three from Belgium.

 

[DevilishWon]

Today, I am a middle aged mother of three from Belgium.

again?

 

[dash]

Today, I am a middle aged mother of three from Belgium.

Is your name Chloe and do you have webbed feet?

 

[forty_three]

again?

It worked so well last time.

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

LastPass users warned their master passwords are compromised

Many LastPass users report that their master passwords have been compromised after receiving email warnings that someone tried to use them to log into their accounts from unknown locations.

www.bleepingcomputer.com

When thinking about what you put "in the cloud", replace the word "cloud" with "someone else's computer". I use KeePass and I use it only offline. I keep an encrypted copy of my database on my wife and my shared Google Drive.

Credential stuffing is when bad guys run previously used login/password combinations across many different sites. For example you use LinkedIN with the email address "[email protected]" with a password of "Marchand". Linkedin gets breached, the bad guys take that combo and try it against many other sites so anywhere you use that exact same combo, they will get into it. Lastpass is supposed to fix the problem because it sets it up so you can use a different password at every site.

 

[Comeds]

I keep an encrypted copy of my database on my wife and my shared Google Drive.

I had to do a double take at that line. Even now it amuses me.

 

[dash]

Damn Ukrainians...Wait, what?

 

[forty_three]

^ First on CNN: US intelligence indicates Russia preparing operation to justify invasion of Ukraine

This is my shocked face

 

[dare2be]

^ First on CNN: US intelligence indicates Russia preparing operation to justify invasion of Ukraine

This is my shocked face

Hack Ukrainian government sites. prepare to invade. They're not even trying to hide their tracks.

 

[forty_three]

Despite Downdetector report, no evidence of another AWS outage

Downdetector reported an outage but AWS status systems did not

www.techradar.com

Amazon is up and down again, probably not related to Russia / Ukraine.

But that's not stopping all the execs where I work from running around shitting eggrolls.

 

[elocomotive]

running around shitting eggrolls.

Can't wait to see that at the next Summer Games in Paris!

 

[puckhead]

sigh

 

[dash]

sigh

 

[forty_three]

Everything in your house does not need to be connected to the Internet.

 

[forty_three]

Bored Ape Yacht Club, Otherside NFTs stolen in Discord server hack

Hackers reportedly stole over $257,000 in Ethereum and thirty-two NFTs after the Yuga Lab's Bored Ape Yacht Club and Otherside Metaverse Discord servers were compromised to post a phishing scam.

www.bleepingcomputer.com

It's always gonna be funny.

"I have invested all my money in magic beans."

"Someone has stolen my magic beans"