OT: Song Lyrics You Don't Like For Stupid Reasons

[KillerVee]

That Jason Mraz song "I'm Yours."

He says "it's our god forsaken right to be loved."

Not what God forsaken means, dude.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Anything by eminem his lyrics are god awful

 

[puckhead]

Elton John - Your Song

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no



wait, what??? didn't you have a fucking eraser when you were writing the damned song?

 

[SLY]

lmao

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Elton John - Your Song

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no



wait, what??? didn't you have a fucking eraser when you were writing the damned song?

 

[johnnytata]

That Jason Mraz song "I'm Yours."

He says "it's our god forsaken right to be loved."

Not what God forsaken means, dude.

first thing i thought of when i read the thread title. this is so fucking funny and so fucking pisses me off at the same time. it's like i'm laughing my ass off while strangling myself. what makes it so funny is that jason mraz tries so fucking hard to be intellectual. how did they miss this? bunch of fuckin maroons. and you know all these kids running around in their pseudohipster mrazgarb thinking their fuckin cool. i love it and hate it.

by the way i love weezer and love the sweater song. i never knew it was a metaphor. just thought it was a song about a guy who got embarrassed at a party cause his sweater fell apart.

 

[KillerVee]

first thing i thought of when i read the thread title. this is so fucking funny and so fucking pisses me off at the same time. it's like i'm laughing my ass off while strangling myself. what makes it so funny is that jason mraz tries so fucking hard to be intellectual. how did they miss this? bunch of fuckin maroons. and you know all these kids running around in their pseudohipster mrazgarb thinking their fuckin cool. i love it and hate it.

by the way i love weezer and love the sweater song. i never knew it was a metaphor. just thought it was a song about a guy who got embarrassed at a party cause his sweater fell apart.

I heard a live version of that song once and he changed "God Forsaken" to something else. Someone musta told his dumb ass.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

The guy tried way too hard to write something deep and profound.

 

[Comeds]

Alanis Morissette's ironic always bugged me.

 

[puckhead]

sig: Fiendish Dr. Wu! Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! .

lol.. watching that movie as we speak.

Dr Wu - you done fucked up now!!!

 

[johnnytata]

lol.. watching that movie as we speak.

Dr Wu - you done fucked up now!!!

i threw that shit before i came in the room!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - You Still Turn Me On

"Every day a little sadder, someone get me a ladder".

What the fuck is that all about?? Either you couldn't find something relevant to rhyme with "sadder", or, you really liked the saying "someone get me a ladder" (which was going to be the original title of the album) and you couldn't really find anything relevant to precede it with. Either way, GTFO.

That's almost as bad as this gem by Neil Diamond...

I Am, I said.

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still

WTF is that?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Not really lyrics, and they don't really bother me, but I like at the end of Young Lust by Pink Floyd.

"Hello, am I reaching" *click*

"He hung up! I said, 'hello am I reaching' and he hung up! It's a man answering!!"

 

[dare2be]

I don't think this thread would be complete without Phil Collins and Sussudio...

Or "one more night" 48 times...just how many more nights does he need?

 

[puckhead]

Someone left the cake out in the rain.
and it took so long to bake it
i don't that I can make it,
no I'll never have that recipe again..... oh nooooooooooooo!

 

[dare2be]

Alanis Morissette's ironic always bugged me.

I thought of that too, but it's not for a stupid reason

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

"Space lord mother mother." - Monster Magnet

Great song...

I know what you are thinking, but no, that is the lyrics on the EXPLICIT version.

 

[blindbaby]

Maybe he is going to hang himself?

no.

 

[juliansteed]

Alanis Morissette's ironic always bugged me.

All of her songs always bugged me. "You oughta know" being the only possible exception, and that is being generous. But yeah I would say "Ironic" and "Thank you" were the most annoying.

 

[juliansteed]

This isn't exclusive to 1 song but I always get annoyed with songs that are constantly switching from 1st and 2nd person to 3rd person when they are clearly singing about the same people.