ot- sitting in math class

[devs30rko]

And had the luxury of explaining to my teacher my absence Monday was because I got arrested for an outstanding parking ticket......

She basically accused me of lying in front of the entire class, so I got up, walked out to my car and got the paper they gave me once I paid, showed it to her in front of the class and.....................
















Class dismissed.

I should get attested more often

 

[SLY]

Fuck her... Shoulda flipped her desk and went ballistic. But then you'd prolly get arrested again. Don't take advice from me... Well, I never got arrested, but often do dumb shit that could get me there... Oh well.

 

[trev0914]

college professors might be the worst species on earth.

 

[Automattic]

Remind me not to ever cross you.......ya badass!

Did you slam the ticket down and say something clever like "Looks like this shit ADDS up..."

 

[SLY]

lol Matt.

 

[devs30rko]

Part of me feels bad that she got THAT embarrassed.

But then I remembered she's a bitch

 

[Ho_Brah]

good one!

 

[puckhead]

Part of me feels bad that she got THAT embarrassed.

But then I remembered she's a bitch

meh. she asked for it by putting you on the spot like that.
well done.

 

[Comeds]

Sometimes in class I stopped time and would rearrange the frozen bodies of my classmates. Good times.

 

[loki604]

You should say "It doesn't matter why the fuck I wasn't here because I'm paying for this shit."

Counting attendance in college = bullshit.

 

[Destroydacre]

You should say "It doesn't matter why the fuck I wasn't here because I'm paying for this shit."

Counting attendance in college = bullshit.

I agree. None of my professors ever counted attendance towards you grade, at least none of the ones in my major anyway.

 

[dash]

Heck, I stopped going to one of my courses in my final year because the instructor was teaching right from the book that he had written. Allowed me to catch up on assignments from other courses.

/Ended up with a B in the course

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"math class"?

 

[devs30rko]

"math class"?

its elementary algebra. its required. and i can't stand it.

 

[Automattic]

You should say "It doesn't matter why the fuck I wasn't here because I'm paying for this shit."

Counting attendance in college = bullshit.

+1

(If I hadn't repped the guy above you, you would of had some rep by now...)

 

[KennyBanyeah]

You should say "It doesn't matter why the fuck I wasn't here because I'm paying for this shit."

Counting attendance in college = bullshit.

+2 ... Grownups can learn at their own pace; if they can't they fail.

/keeping attendance

 

[dash]

Father 1: My son got into DeVry
Father 2: What did you have to do, open the door?

 

[KindaChang]

college professors might be the worst species on earth.

Middle school gym teachers.

 

[HonusWagner66]

I'm not sure if my classes have attendance policies or not. I'd probably have to go to them first to find out...

 

[juliansteed]

its elementary algebra. its required. and i can't stand it.

5 out of 4 people have a lot of trouble with math.