OT - Russian woman wakes up at own funeral and dies

[Winged_Wheel88]

Russian woman, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, dies at her own funeral after being mistaken for dead

In Soviet Russia....

 

[Darkstone42]

Wow.

 

[SLY]

... thats fucking crazy.

 

[Darkstone42]

Wait.... so....

Cricket is Russian?

 

[Ghost In The Machine]

Good lord what a nightmare.

 

[TheMentalist]

This is simply abhorrent!

 

[SLY]

Can you imagine waking up at your own funeral? Shit would be awesome.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Can you imagine waking up at your own funeral? Shit would be awesome.

Abso-fucking-lutely!!!!

The pranks just write themselves!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

There once was a Far Side cartoon where a bear is sitting up in a coffin surrounded by his bear family and he says, "I was hibernating! Don't you guys ever take a pulse?"

 

[pixburgher66]

That's like living a nightmare. Just horrible. If I were her husband I'd be out for blood.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Укомплектуйте личным составом… которое было бы холодно как пятка просыпая вверх на вашем собственном похоронном… I' d делает ночу живущей мертвой вещи… и пугает дерьмо из каждого!!!.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

A couple of things....first, if she woke up surrounded by relatives...she wasn't about to be buried alive...and secondly, if her heart couldn't take a little shock like that...she wasn't long for this world anyway...