OT: Random thoughts

[Bizzle McDizzle]

leather recliners make your butt sweaty


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[Bizzle McDizzle]

bought my hockey tickets this week

 

[SLY]

I wish I could download shit into my head and just learn shit like Neo from the Matrix.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

follow @astew22 on twitter

giving biznasty a run as nhl twitterman

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

gotta go read books to a 3 yr old now

hope I learn something

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

I like turtles...

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

If I were starting a hockey team from scratch, would I pick Sid or OV first?

 

[dare2be]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[dare2be]

This one came from my 8-year-old.

Question: "Are you hungry?"

Why can't the answer: "Yes I am." be "Yes I'm."

 

[SLY]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Shit, you just blew my mind! Honestly, lol, I never saw that... odd.

 

[dare2be]

Shit, you just blew my mind! Honestly, lol, I never saw that... odd.

Then how 'bout a little rep thrown my way.

 

[dare2be]

4600!!!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

George Carlin FTW

why do you have a pair of panties but just one bra?

 

[SLY]

Then how 'bout a little rep thrown my way.

Leave your driveway, I placed your rep on the parkway.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

you know

if you read the Penthouse Forum to a 3yr old at bedtime, but you do it in the same way you would read Dr. Seuss... everybody wins.


seriously

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Why do they call them buildings, when they are already built?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

when does hockey season start?

 

[johnnytata]

eat more carrots.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I ordered Direct TV today with NFL Sunday Ticket..
Because of that, they came to an agreement on the strike today.

YOU ARE WELCOME AMERICA!


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[Bizzle McDizzle]

Americans do not understand the fucking righteousness of Nutella.

Hazelnut FTW.